'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates'
YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE
you can invest in the future of America by investing in my future. You
can 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates.'
you do your part to 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' you insure the future
of America for your self and your children. Your contribution enables me
to invest in stocks, bonds and other securities that cause growth and development
in the business sector, which in turn creates jobs, increasing the tax
base thereby lowering the national debt. Your non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution
could be responsible for eliminating the national debt.
Now, I realize that
a lot of people use sex, nudity, Pornography, lewd, crude, and lascivious
means to lure you to their web-sites. However, you will not see any naked
women or naked men engaging in deviant sexual practices on this page. Just
good old Republican greed with a little bit of Democratic' share the wealth'
(with me) mentality thrown in for good measure.
When you 'Make Me Richer
Than Bill Gates' you are also helping the global community by allowing
me to travel to foreign countries and exotic locations. Thereby boosting
the economy of the struggling nations that I visit.
How can your contribution
make a difference? Simple. If just one person sends me $56,000,000,001
it's done I'm "Richer than Bill Gates." Or if 56 people send me $1,000,000,000;
I could probably come up with the other dollar and hey I'm 'Richer than
Bill Gates.' I think you can see how this can work, even if it takes 56.000,000,001
people sending $1.00. 'I'm Richer Than Bill Gates.'
Together we can make
this happen. If everyone does his or her part we can 'Make Me Richer Than
Now, I don't expect you
to 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates' just for the warm feeling that comes
from helping a fellow human being, the United States of America, and the
global community. That's why I have put together the following incentive
Contribute at the $56,000,000,001
level and you become My Friend For Life: with the appropriate plaques and
letters of recognition.
Contribute at the
$1,000,000,000 level and you become My New Best Friend.
$1,000,000 and $999.999.999 and we can Pal Around when you come into town.
And that's not all...
anyone who makes a non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution of any kind and who
gives me their e-mail address will get a special thank you which will include
a file that when opened and properly executed can provide you and your
family with many hours of wholesome entertainment and amaze your easily
Cash, Checks, gold bullion,
bearer bonds, loose jewels, or anything of value easily converted will
be accepted. All contributions are non-TAX DEDUCTIBLE. No guarantee is
stated or implied that I will actually ever be 'Richer Than Bill Gates.'
All contributions become the non-returnable property of Jim Denison. This
document is a parody and not to be taken seriously: Unless, you intend
to contribute to the 'Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates Fund.' In which case;
I will take you seriously, even if nobody else will. Checks and all other
contributions should be made payable to:
3767 Forest Ln. #124
Dallas, Texas 75244
Kudos to "KYLE" and "SHAWN" for being the first Good Americans to contribute
to the fund.
* Figures based on the September 21, 2011 edition of Forbes Magazine Online
Thank You for contributing to the Make Me Richer Than Bill Gates Fund
Last revised: May 27, 2004
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A fascinating look at Bills Rise to Fame Power and
Riches as CEO of Microsoft.
The people who have tried to compete in his high tech
high stakes world.
And the man YOU can make richer than Bill Gates... Me*
*see page 211 "The Plot to Get BILL GATES" available at
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