EVOLUTION ------- THE MONKEY'S VIEWPOINT!

Two monkeys sat in a coconut tree discussing things as they're said to be. Said one to the other "Now listen you, there's a certain rumor that can't be true.
That man descended from our noble race, the very idea! It's a dire disgrace. No monkey ever deserted his wife, starved her baby and ruined her life.
And you've never known a mother monk to leave her baby with others to bunk. Or pass them on from one to another til they hardly know who is their mother.
And another thing! You will never see, a monk build a fence round a coconut tree And let the coconuts go to waste, forbidding all other monks to even a taste.
Why, if I put a fence around this coconut tree starvation would force you to steal from me. Here's another thing a monk won't do, go out at night and get on a stew.
Or use a gun or club or knife To take some other monkey's life.
Yes! Man descended, the ornery cuss


But Sister, he didn't descend from US!