!yaw gnorw eht su gnikat si noitartsinimdA notnilC ehT
$33 a year more in Clinton gas tax, your mileage may vary.
<---Clinton ------------------------------Prosperity--->
<-----------Clinton Truth------------->
@N@ - Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
@N@ secretly wishes he were dominated by Hillary Clinton.
@N@ secretly wishes he were married to Hillary Clinton.
@n@'s thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance.
(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
1 - infinity : The deficit after Clinton.
1993-1996: Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, etc.
1996 Democrats: Sticking close to Clinton means Death.
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary is hazardous to your health.
43% voted for Clinton, but few admit it now!
50's liberal = 90's conservative...Clinton's liberal = 90's socialist
75: 69 after Clinton's "tax break"
9 out of 10 doctors agree! Clinton has delusions of grandeur.
9 out of 10 doctors agree - Hillary has delusions of GENDER.
9 out of 10 doctors agree - Hillary is hazardous to your health.
9 out of 10 women who have tried Hillary prefer Camels.
A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton.
A chapter in Clinton Tales: Rohdam and Gomorrah.
ABC in 1996: Anybody But Clinton
ACLU - All Clinton's Lies Uncovered
A REAL Cultist: is one who voted for the Clintons.
A dollar earned is a penny saved...after Clinton.
A GOOD Crime Bill would indict the Clintons.
A handicapper knows his picks, but Bill Clinton ...
A leopard never changes his stripes. - Al Gore
A lie is terminological inexactitude. - the Clinton Administration
"A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!"
A man IS his word... Where does that leave Clinton?
A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?
"A Presidency is a terrible thing to waste"- Phil Gramm, Re: Clinton
A Tagline? What's that, and are we taxing it? -- Bill Clinton.
A thick skin is a gift from God - Bill Clinton...How bout THICK HEAD?
A vote for Perot WAS a vote for Clinton!
A.C.L.U. - Association of Creep Lawyers and Utopians
ACLU - All Clinton's Lies Uncovered
According to Decartes, Bill Clinton doesn't exist.
According to Slick Willie this tagline is in Decline...
Admit it, Bill Clinton, you really enjoy midget wrestling, don't you?
Adolph Hitler did everything Bill Clinton is trying NOW!!
After Clinton, *everyone* looks qualified to be President!
AIDS is a virus; Clinton is a punishment from God.
After the Clinton Health Plan, only Taxes will be assured.
Ah, Vanity, vanity, thy name is Clinton...
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
AL GORE ATTACKED BY TERMITES -- Time-lapse film at 11.
Al "GORE" - How would you like to be named after road kill?
Al Gore - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
Al Gore - On the batting end of a no-hitter.
Al Gore has it floored in neutral.
Al Gore's new job: organizing Clinton lemon cookie sales.
Al Gore: a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Al Gore makes Dan Quayle look like Albert Einstein.
Al Gore secretly wishes he were married to Hillary Clinton.
Al Gore's new job: organizing Clinton lemon cookie sales.
Al Gore's on his last lap around the gene pool.
Al Gore: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Algore has it floored in neutral.
Algore: The First V.P. to die in office of Dutch Elms Disease
ALGORITHM - Tipper's birth control method.
"All my hidden skills are undiscovered." - Clinton
America Held Hostage! Psychopaths have taken control!
America used to show promise. Then Clinton . . .
and Bill Clinton probably suffers from penis envy, too.
and Hillary Clinton probably suffers from penis envy, too.
And Hillary said: "Let them eat each other."
And now, Count Taxula and his evil sidekick AlGore!
And now: Mrs. Hillary Clinton, First La... Presid... Oh D@#n!
And now, some Presidential words of wisdom:
and then they took Bill Clinton away in a straight-jacket.
Annoy Clinton: Present him with the facts!
Annoy a Taxpayer: ask them about the last Election...
Any American can become President. Clinton proved that.
Any B**tard can become President. Clinton is proof.
Are you letting your kids join the Hillary Youth?
Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Bill Clinton.
Arkansas people hated Clinton, so they gave US the chance. It worked.
Arkansas ranks first in tons of chicken sh*t per capita.
Arkansas virgin: female who can outrun klinton.
Assumption #1: Bill Clinton is smarter than broccoli.
At a prevaricator's anonymous meeting: "Hi, I'm Bill Clinton..."
At a prevaricator's anonymous meeting: "Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton..."
At least Bush put off this administration for four years!
At least Gennifer got kissed!
Attacks on religious figures, and Clinton calls himself a politician.
ATTENTION: John Hinkley. Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster.
Attilla the HEN runs the White House.
Average tax increase of 400 bucks! Shucks, that's only TWO haircuts!
Bad President Found (P)uke (I)mpeach (S)uffer...
Bald Eagle + Spotted Owl = Owl Gore
BCSEEDA: Bill Clinton School of Evasions, Excuses, Denials and Alibis.
Believability? Clinton 47% Jackson 67% Advantage,Michael!
Bend over, America - Clinton's in charge!
Bend over, Clinton, Newt's in charge!
(bending pop-can tab over a penny) Look! A Bill Clinton Money-Clip!
"...better call dad, mom is too busy" - Chelsea Clinton
Biggest deficit known? Clinton's intelligence.
Biggest deficit known? Hillary Clinton's honesty.
Bill & Hillary's programs stand to KILL America.Get involved,STOP 'em!
Bill & Hillary: They've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Bill and Al's Bogus Adventure begins!
Bill and Hillary Clinton: Probably the most corrupt in D.C. history.
Bill and Hillary Clinton The Best Thing That Ever Happened To The GOP.
Bill and Hillary Clinton: Washington's version of Bonnie and Clyde.
Billary Clinton's Military Budget Cuts: Two men to a bed.
Billary Clinton--symbiotic or parisitic?
Billary says, "All that's not mandatory is forbidden!"
Billary...the first androgynous president!
Bill can build a new world...all he needs is your money!
Bill Clinton & Al Gore--(C) 1992 Walt Disney Animatronics
Bill Clinton, a differently-abled president.
Bill Clinton: A good reason to be Pro-Choice.
Bill Clinton: A heartbeat away from the Presidency ...
Bill Clinton - A legend in his own mind.
Bill Clinton - All in all, still just an Arkansas redneck.
Bill Clinton: A mandate in his own mind.
Bill Clinton actually is a [ ] Democrat; [ ] Moderate; [X] Socialist
Bill Clinton after sex: I'll be home in an hour, Hillary.
Bill Clinton AI subroutine - written in floating point moral code.
Bill Clinton / Al Gore : Reinventing Mediocrity
Bill Clinton - Alias: Slick Willy, Clinnochio, Clintax...
Bill Clinton: All Talk. All Tax. All Spend.
BILL CLINTON: America's first amateur President.
Bill Clinton: America's leading truthophobe!
Bill Clinton and Pontius Pilate: "I am innocent of the blood..."
Bill Clinton: Back to the Sticks in '96.
Bill Clinton: Birth Control Poster child - 1996.
Bill Clinton - Body by McDonald's...brains by Mattel.
Bill Clinton - Born a day late, and like that ever since.
Bill Clinton bounces reality checks.
Bill Clinton comes from a long line of first cousins.
Bill Clinton: Commander-in-Chief of the D.C. Loon Platoon
Bill Clinton couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings.
Bill Clinton -- Coward-in-Chief of the D.C. Loon Platoon.
Bill Clinton - Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.
Bill Clinton: disaster as usual!
Bill Clinton does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly!
Bill Clinton doesn't inhale; he sucks!
Bill Clinton doesn't lie...he's ethically challenged.
Bill Clinton, but don't bill US!
Bill Clinton drank a beer once, but he didn't swallow.
Bill Clinton: Elmer Fudd without the grip on reality...
Bill Clinton: Fool? Coward? Liar? President?
Bill Clinton has all the charisma of a speed bump.
Clinton has been sounding like a Liberal in Conservative's clothing.
Bill Clinton has delusions of adequacy.
Bill Clinton has turned the White House into the Waffle House.
Bill Clinton has U.S. soldiers' blood on his hands.
Bill Clinton: He's a legend in his own mind.
Bill Clinton: He's not Slick. He's just a damn liar!
Bill Clinton. He's not dishonest, he's just morally different.
Bill Clinton: Hillary Rodham Clinton's rubber stamp.
Bill Clinton - His oily tongue goes with his slick mind.
Bill Clinton: Hold your breath, here comes another popularity poll.
Bill Clinton...If pro-wrestling is too complicated for you...
Bill Clinton is a better sax player than he is a President!
Bill Clinton is a closet ditto-head!
Bill Clinton is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Bill Clinton is Alive! He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Bill Clinton is a mutated Ferengi trader.
Bill Clinton is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
Bill Clinton is killing the future, TREK is about BUILDING it!
Bill Clinton *IS* my Pain!
Bill Clinton is no Jack Kennedy! TED Kennedy, I can believe.
Bill Clinton is PKUNZIPing your wallet to SQZ out every last bit.
Bill Clinton is running for reelection instead of from the draft.
Bill Clinton is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos.
Bill Clinton is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental.
Bill Clinton is the Abraham Lincoln of the gay and lesbian community.
BILL CLINTON IS THE ANTI-PRESIDENT!
BILL Clinton?!? I was hoping it was the funkmaster GEORGE Clinton!
Bill Clinton: The Prince of Dorkness
Bill Clinton, labor negotiator -- yeah, right!
BILL Clinton...Let HIM pay for all those programs!!
Bill Clinton lied to his wife & lied to us. Why should we trust him?
Bill Clinton loves Bill Clinton best.
Bill Clinton ... Making the Dishonerable, honorable...
Bill Clinton, "Man of the Year" - by the American Communist Party
Bill Clinton may be southern, but he's no comfort.
Bill Clinton may not be the anti-Christ, but he's awfully close.
Bill Clinton, meet Mr. Truth. No, I'm sure you've never met before.
Bill Clinton *must* be a Statistics Expert.
Bill Clinton meets Godzilla!...and there was much rejoicing.
Bill Clinton must love non sequiturs. He uses them so much.
Bill Clinton never inhaled. Jerry Brown never exhaled.
Bill Clinton never had a real job. How would he know what it's like?
Bill Clinton? "New Democrat" my a$$!
Bill Clinton: No honor! No pride! No clue!
Bill Clinton: on the cutting edge of societal pollution.
Bill Clinton - Only Half-Term President(to-be) in USA's history!
Bill Clinton or Teddy Ruxpin: Who told a better story?
Bill Clinton: Over 10 billion Whoppers told.
BILL CLINTON: Ping Pong president
Bill Clinton: physically alive, but morally dead.
Bill Clinton: poster boy for the factually impaired.
Bill Clinton: Poster Child For Prophylactics.
Bill Clinton: President of The State of Amerika
Bill Clinton - Promises changes and changes promises.
Bill Clinton: Proof the country can survive without a President.
Bill Clinton propositioned this tagline.
Bill Clinton - Public Enema #1!
Bill Clinton: Raising the art of prevarication to new heights!
Bill Clinton - Raising the art of prevarication to new lows!
Bill Clinton runs squares around the competition.
Bill Clinton's America - a modern-day Rodham and Gomorrah
Bill Clinton's astrological sign: Feces
Bill Clinton's best friend is named "Beavis."
Bill Clinton's egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity.
Bill Clinton's favorite breakfast? Waffles.
Bill Clinton's favorite movie? "Deliverance"
Bill Clinton's favorite movie? "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
Bill Clinton's favorite movie? "Return to Oz"
Bill Clinton's favorite movie? "Taming of the Shrew"
Bill Clinton's favorite movie? "The Omen"
Bill Clinton's favorite movie: The Sting
Bill Clinton's going to save the economy...from what?
Bill Clinton's new bumpersticker: SHIFT HAPPENS!
Bill Clinton's new presidential theme song: "Flip, Flop & Fly"
Bill Clinton's new presidential theme song: Inhale to the Chief
Bill Clinton's not like Jimmy Carter...more like Billy.
Bill Clinton - saving the world FOR bureaucracy.
Bill Clinton: See Also; liberal, immoral, liar, fraud, president 92-96
Bill Clinton - Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Bill Clinton spelled his name Clintonovitch in the 70's.
Bill Clinton: Stoned through osmosis.
Bill Clinton sucks, but doesn't swallow.
Bill Clinton sucks... Hey maybe that is why the homosexuals like him.
Bill Clinton suffers from delusions of competence.
Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.
Bill Clinton: Taxing us into prosperity?!?!?!?!?
Bill Clinton: The Best Argument for the Retroactive Abortion.
Bill Clinton: The brother Earnest P. Worrel never talks about.
Bill Clinton: The brother Gomer Pyle won't talk about.
Bill Clinton: The closest he comes to a brainstorm is a drizzle.
Bill Clinton: The Democrat's idea of a practical joke!
Bill Clinton: The Dope from Hope
Bill Clinton: The Eddie Haskel of politics.
Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.
BILL CLINTON: The K-Y President
Bill Clinton: the Kato Kailin of politicians
Bill Clinton: the Milli Vanilli of presidents
Bill Clinton: the mistake of the 90's
Bill Clinton: The most Unknown Soldier of them all.
Bill Clinton: The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
Bill Clinton - redneck extrordinaire!
Bill Clinton: The Republican's greatest campaign asset.
Bill Clinton: the Rodney Dangerfield of presidents.
Bill Clinton: the Spam of world leaders
Bill Clinton: The Spin doctor in the White House.
Bill Clinton: Two presidents for the price of one and STILL a rip-off!
Bill Clinton: Unwilling to serve - Unfit to lead
Bill Clinton wants to tax my *what*?
Bill Clinton walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
Bill Clinton was born twins and they killed the wrong one!
Bill Clinton was caused by a failed condom.
Bill Clinton *was* drafted in April 1969!
Bill Clinton: would you buy a used car from him?
Bill Clinton would have trouble leading lemmings into the sea.
Bill Clinton -- You Can Buy Better But You Can't Pay More!!!!
Bill Clinton - Your "contribution" today, your shirt tomorrow.
Bill "Government is your Daddy" Clinton.
Bill: I married her because it was Be Kind to Animals Week.
Bill of Rights? The Bill of WRONGS is in the White House!
Bill of Rights: Void in Waco and during the Clinton Administration.
Bill, what's wrong? Oh Hil, I dreamed we ran out of things to tax!
Bill's new motto: Life's a Hillary...then you marry one!!
Bill's sex life is no one's business but the three folks involved.
Bill,the Constitution ISN'T bio-degradable!Don't wipe yer a$$ with it!
"Billy Carter: The Sequel," starring Roger Clinton!
Blockade?? What blockade??!
Blowing the bosun's pipe has a new meaning in the Clinton Navy.
BOHICA -- military term which describes Clinton's health care plan.
"Bother" said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Chelsea Clinton beauty lessons .
"Bother," said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he rolled another joint for the President.
"Bother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic.
Bottom line: Bill Clinton has little credibility from world leaders.
Bottom line: Hillary Clinton is an insincere and dishonest person.
Bottom line: Hillary Clinton wants total control of your life.
Brain decay isn't Bill Clinton's only problem.
BREAKING NEWS!: Seems Clinton has joined the LuftWAFFLE. Film at 11.
Brighter days are coming...Clinton's fading fast!
Bubba's brain is like teflon - nothing sticks to it !!!
Built an expensive track, yet Bill Clinton *STILL* jogs in traffic.
BULL DOZER... one who sleeps through a Clinton speech...
Bungling Brothers Rodham and Billy Circus. Hillary Clinton, ringmaster
Bush: "Read my lips..." Clinton: "Read Hillary's lips..."
Bush said, No new taxes. Clinton said, No! New taxes!
But Daddy, if Clinton can lie, why can't I?
"But I didn't think it was against the law." - Zoe Baird
"Buy cattle, sell ethics!" Hillary Clinton
C:\CLINTON.EXE Bad President or File Name
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found - (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach?
Call Bill Clinton's tax infoline. 1-900-SCR-EWME $100.00 min, $75.00
Can Clinton survive 96? Can the country survive Clinton?
Can we commute our four year sentence of Clinton?
Can we make Clinton's defeat in '96 retroactive to '92?
Carter II, The Wrath of Bill
Carter didn't destroy the US, maybe Clinton won't.
Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might!
Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton -- proof that 4 x 0 = 0.
Charter Member of Journalists for Accuracy.
Charter Member of Politicians for Ethics.
Chelsea and Socks - the only Clintons not being investigated...
Chelsea Clinton is the 90's version of Amy Carter.
Chelsea Clinton is worth a thousand condom commercials.
Chelsea Clinton: "Somebody, PLEASE tell me I'm ADOPTED!"
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
Chelsea needs braces, but Hillary needs a soul.
Chelsea: "Call my Daddy, my Mommy is ruining the country!"
Chelsea: "Call my daddy, my mom is too busy running the country."
Chelsea needs braces, but Hillary needs a heart.
Chelsea needs braces, but Hillary needs a soul.
Chicken slick: the ring around Clinton's bathtub.
Chicken Suit: The official uniform of Bill Clinton...
Chief O'Brien, beam Mr. Clinton and Mr Gore to the brig.
Children of Waco, I feel your pain! - Bill Clinton
Chopin/Sand '96: Better music than Clinton and more passion than Gore.
Class Warfare: Clinton's economic policy.
Clinanon, a 12 Step program for Clinton Cultists.
Clintolingus: Clinton's tongue in the fold of your wallet
Clinton: #1 reason to require truth in political ads.
Clinton 1040EZ Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.
Clinton? 1996? The FAT LADY is ALREADY gargling!
Clinton - 57% is less than 43%, Clintonomics rules supreme.
Clinton `92 - Lots of sax and plenty of Gore.
Clinton: a 10K brain attached to a 28.8 baud mouth.
Clinton: A 200-dollar haircut on a 29-cent head.
Clinton: A conscientous objector in the battle of wits.
Clinton - A one bit brain with a parity error.
Clinton - A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Clinton Administration: Government from Womb to Tomb!
Clinton Administration: Taxation without hesitation
Clinton - After his tax plan, he'll be coming for everything else.
Clinton: "Al, I need a orange juice substitute and I need it now."
Clinton - All hope abandon, ye who voted for a Communist!
Clinton - American Government running on empty.
Clinton - American and Soviet Liberal's ode to P. T. Barnum.
Clinton - "America's Going Out Of Business Sale"
Clinton: America's Truth Deflector
Clinton - America, your Constitution was just cancelled.
Clinton and Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy!
Clinton and Gore: Beavis and Butthead do DC...
[Clinton & Gore] bumper sticker = Handicapped Parking sticker...
Clinton and Gore gone in Four!
Clinton and Gore: Wrong Team; Wrong Time; Wrong for America!
Clinton and Hillary and Al Gore, oh my...
Clinton and Boznia is like a student's 1st solo...in a 747!!
"Clinton and truth seldom intersect" - B. Novak.
Clinton: another LBJ in the White House!
Clinton appointees: Love 'em, leave 'em, and find another...
CLINTON: Arkansaurus Taxandspendus
Clinton at a war memorial is like David Duke joining the NAACP.
Clinton at a war memorial is like EarthFirst owning a logging company.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Elders giving elocution lessons.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Gloria Steinem chasing men.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Jack Kervorkian doing CPR.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Madonna teaching chastity.
Clinton at a war memorial is like Sinead O'Connor at Burger King.
Clinton at a war memorial-like Algore giving lessons on lively debate.
Clinton at a war memorial - like Castro joining Amnesty International.
Clinton at a war memorial? Like Hillary teaching feminine sensitivity.
Clinton - Back to taxation without representation.
Clinton balances the budget: A snip snip here and a snip snip there.
Clinton Bashing . . . our newest National Sport!!
Clinton Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.
Clinton bought NAFTA. Let's see if he pays up.
Clinton, Bozo, Clarabell, Ronald McDonald & Homey...
Clinton cabinet: IRS windfall providers.
Clinton can't do it....Lets bring in a MAN !!
Clinton can't even manage a haircut, now the economy?
Clinton can't start a trust fund - insufficient trust!
Clinton - Carter without the teeth.
Clinton Casualty: Get a piece of the Little Rock...
CLINTON: [C]aught [L]ying [I]n [N]ine [T]imes [O]uta [N]ine
CLINTON = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
CLINTON: C.hief L.unatic I.s N.ow T.axing O.ur N.erves
(C)linton (C)omplete (C)are (P)rogram
(C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)n (N)ation's (T)op (O)ffice (N)ow
(C)orrupt (L)iberals (I)nvent (N)ew (T)axes (O)ver(N)ight
(C)razy (L)ady (I)s (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation
(C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntending (N)eedless (T)rashing (O)f (N)ation
CLINTON: Commie Lying Idiot Now Terrorizing Our Nation.
Clinton? Clinton? Oh! Comrade Clintonivitch! - M. Gorbachev
CLINTON.COM =not= installed * HILLARY.SYS already loaded!
Clinton.Com Found: (A)bort (T)ax (W)affle (B)lame Republicans.
Clinton: Communism, Naziism and Soylent Green, 1984, Brave New World
Clinton Condoms: ONE will screw an entire nation.
Clinton could screw-up an IRON ball!!
Clinton Cruise Lines - Taking America for a Ride!
Clinton cultists do not believe in miracles, they rely on them.
Clinton daffynition: "broad-based contributions" - taxes.
Clinton daffynition: cabinet nominee - flunkie.
Clinton daffynition: change means status quo.
Clinton daffynition: "compassion" - federal handout.
Clinton daffynition: contributions - taxes.
Clinton daffynition: economic stimulus package - pork barrel.
Clinton daffynition: "fellow citizens" - suckers.
Clinton daffynition: "New Democrat" - socialist.
Clinton daffynition: "opportunity" - federal handout.
Clinton daffynition: promise - goal.
Clinton daffynition: rich - anyone earning over $36,000.
Clinton daffynition: "spending cuts" - decimating the military.
Clinton defense #14: Wrote my campaign speech on April 1st! Gotcha
Clinton defense #15: Hey - I just do what the wife says.
Clinton defense #16: If I raise taxes it'll be easier to cut 'em!
Clinton defense #17: Aliens ran my campaign while I was with Elvis.
Clinton defense #18: You took that seriously? Har har haw haw!
Clinton defense #19: Were you REALLY that gullible!?
Clinton defense #20: Did it so Chelsea had chance in heck of dating.
Clinton defense #21: Only wanted to see Lincoln's bed-room.
Clinton defense #23: "That's a misstatement of something I never said."
Clinton Defense #1: "Hey, I just do what the wife says."
Clinton Defense #4: "You took that seriously?"
Clinton didn't inhale...Brown didn't exhale!
Clinton didn't inhale? Madonna's a virgin!
Clinton didn't invent sin. He's just IMPROVING on it.
Clinton didn't miss the boat, he walked off the end of the dock!
Clinton didn't win in 1992. He just lost by the least.
Clinton - "Do not ask for whom the tax rises ..."
Clinton does the work of 3 men - Larry, Moe, and Curly!
Clinton doesn't have a backbone, just a very LARGE wishbone!
Clinton doesn't inhale...he SUCKS!
Clinton "Doggie style": He sits up and begs; she plays dead.
Clinton Domestic Policy: SLAVERY IS FREEDOM!
Clinton: Don't worry, you stil have 9, er, 8, um... 7 rights left!
Clinton - Earning a profit in America is now illegal!
Clinton - "East wing? Absolutely no! I need to TELL Bill what to do!"
Clinton Economic Plan: A fool and your money are soon partners.
Clinton Economics: If 1+2=3 then 4+5=6.
Clinton Education Policy: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
Clinton era: Days of Whine and Rose's lawyers.
Clinton excuse #15: Hey - I just do what the wife says.
Clinton excuse #20: "It's the fault of the Reagan/Bush era."
Clinton excuse #23: "That's a misstatement of something I never said."
CLINTON.EXE Failed Clarity Inquiry, Enable HISSY.FIT
Clinton family makes Billy urinating in public not seem so bad...
Clinton Fan Club, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C.
Clinton feels my pain? What's his hand doing there?!
Clinton - FIRST Commander-in-Chief who never served.
Clinton - First President to announce to the world a bathroom trip.
Clinton - first psychoceramic president -- a real crackpot!
Clinton Foreign Policy: WAR IS PEACE!
Clinton - Freedom of speech is now illegal!
Clinton: From a 60's Flower Child to a Blooming Idiot in the 90's.
Clinton - From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who smoked pot!
Clinton flunked the SHINOLA test.
Clinton for Dogcatcher - Hope, Arkansas, in 97.
Clinton - "Gennifer who?"
Clinton - Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies...Call 1-800-2-INHALE
Clinton - "Give us more responsibility..."
Clinton - Giving "Reality" as a previous address!
Clinton, Gore & Dolly Parton: 2 boobs & a country music star..
Clinton, Gore, Gingrich. Third time's the charm!
Clinton/Gore '92: The Decline of Civilization Part III.
Clinton and Gore and their Doo-Doo Economics.
Clinton/Gore - DC's version of Beavis and Butt-head
Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear...coincidence?
Clinton/Gore ERROR: Division by zero.
Clinton/Gore - Error #11, attempted division by zero.
Clinton/Gore - Error #12, Timeout error: 100 days of inactivity.
Clinton/Gore - for a kinder, gentler Communism.
Clinton/Gore - Gone in Four.
Clinton/Gore - Leaders of a new degeneration.
Clinton/Gore - The Capitol Hillbillies.
Clinton/Gore: U.A.S.S. - United American Socialist States
Clinton got his health plan ideas from Doctor Kevorkian.
Clinton got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Clinton got the E-word, now we get the next letter.
Clinton: Government for one, to hell with majority!
Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Mogadishu.
Clinton hair cuts. In shop: $7.00. On plane $200.00.
Clinton happens!
Clinton has decided to nationalize crime, to make sure it doesn't pay.
Clinton has every attribute of a dog except for loyalty.
Clinton has LOTS of fans... they help diffuse the odor.
Clinton has turned the White House into the Waffle House.
Clinton Health Card - 12 Punches and get a free PIZZA!!
Clinton health care killed Clinton health care.
Clinton health care plan: All medical bills sent to Ross Perot.
Clinton health-care plan: Socialism 90's style
Clinton Health Plan: Failure to remain healthy is punishable by death.
Clinton healthcare; don't worry it's free, but taxable.
Clinton Healthcare Plan, Page 12,750: We are all going to die.
Clinton, healthplans, democrats; it's all fake anyway.
Clinton...He came...He saw...He took it all!!
Clinton: He'll do anything for the worker except be one.
Clinton: He'll do to you as he's done to others!
Clinton - Hollywood and the Press picked Clinton, The Sheep followed.
Clinton - (((((((((Hypocritical)))))))) (((((((((President))))))))))
Clinton: "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..."
Clinton - I don't blame you for getting rid of him, Arkansas!
Clinton II: The Liberal Empire Strikes Back.
Clinton - "I love the smell of Liberalism in the morning."
Clinton - "I never met a government program I didn't like."
Clinton - I preferred LBJ and his dogs.
CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?"
Clinton - I suggest an immediate investigation of Clinton-Gate!
Clinton - "I won't tax the Middle Class to pay for my programs!"
Clinton - "I'll debate, anytime anyplace ON MY TERMS."
Clinton - "I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official!"
Clinton - "I've got what it takes to take what you got!"
Clinton - If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747.
Clinton - If this is the answer, it was VERY ignorant question.
Clinton II: The Liberal Empire Strikes Back.
Clinton III: Brings you Bosnia with even More Blood and Gore.
Clinton - Impeach Clinton: and her husband too!
Clinton - Impeach General Sekretary Komrad KlinTAX.
Clinton improves his popularity by leaving the country!
Clinton in '96 - "Don't Change Stones in Mid-Avalache"
Clinton in '96 - "Four More Veers"
Clinton in '96 - "No More Waffling and Indecision...Probably"
Clinton in '96 - NOT!
Clinton in '96? The fat lady is already gargling!
Clinton Inaugural: "I've already raised your taxes."
Clinton is a bad President, and I don't like his taxes or his wife.
Clinton is a good salesman but there's no tech support!
Clinton is a self-made man...and horrible example of unskilled labor.
Clinton is an multiplication liar. He thinks two lies makes a truth.
Clinton is as Clinton does.
Clinton is doing it with everybody.
Clinton is God's way of saying, Hahahahahahah!!!
Clinton is like a rooster - every noise he makes is annoying.
Clinton is like Odo. They both change before your eyes.
Clinton is living proof that mountain men screwed water buffaloes.
Clinton is no more than a common criminal!
Clintonism: When the left doesn't know what the left is doing!
Clinton is proof that stupid people shouldn't vote.
Clinton is quickly acclimating to Washington. Her husband is trying.
Clinton is REALLY a: []Democrat []Moderate [X]Fascist
Clinton is responsible for a lot of new Republicans!
Clinton is rewarding China, Tanks a lot, Bill.
Clinton is the answer? Now what was the stupid question?
Clinton is to government what Windows is to software!
Clinton is to Reagan what Edlin is to WordPerfect 6.0.
Clinton is to Washington as 'Pong' is to a Cray.
Clinton isn't a Comunist! That requires refinement.
Clinton isn't doing his job - I still have a few dollars left!
Clinton -- Jimmy Carter sans teeth, but with Billy Carter belly.
Clinton joined a Baptist church AFTER losing an election.
Clinton joke, n: Bill Clinton
Clinton: just another "contribute & invest" liberal.
Clinton *knows* how we feel. He doesn't care, but he *knows*.
Clinton leads polls! Voters suffering selective amnesia.
CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues...
Clinton: "Let Waco be a warning to all...."
Clinton logic: $30,000 a year!? Wow - I'm a MILLIONAIRE!
Clinton logic: ban gasoline to stop auto accidents.
Clinton - Liberal Plan: Totally enslave working Americans.
Clinton: looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
Clinton loses grip on reality; tightens it on wallets.
Clinton made a mental note, then forgot where he put it.
Clinton: makes Nixon look truthful and Carter competent.
Clinton making foreign policy is like a blind man backing a semi.
Clinton: Man of the Year Dahmer: Cook of the Year!
Clinton Math: $20,000 = RICH.
Clinton math: $30,000 = $200,000
Clinton Math: $250,000 = MILLIONAIRE
Clinton Math: $290b deficit - $500b reduction = $340b deficit
Clinton Math: Don't worry about counting it. We'll take it all from you.
Clinton Math: Don't worry counting it. We'll take it all for you.
Clinton may not have inhaled, but Brown has never exhaled.
Clinton may not have inhaled, but Elders has never exhaled.
Clinton may not have inhaled, but he sure SUCKS now!
Clinton Medical Dictionary: ARTERY: THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BACTERIA: THE BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BARIUM: WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BOWEL: A LETTER LIKE A, E, I, O, OR U.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAESAREAN SECTION: A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAUTERIZE: MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: COLIC: A SHEEP DOG.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: DILATE: TO LIVE LONG.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: ENEMA: NOT A FRIEND.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: G. I. SERIES: SOLDIER BALL GAME.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: GENITAL: NOT A JEW.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: HANG NAIL: COAT HOOK.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: IMPOTENT: DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: LABOR PAIN: GETTING HURT AT WORK.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MEDICAL STAFF: A DOCTORS CANE.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MORBID: A HIGHER OFFER.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: NITRATES: CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: NODE: WAS AWARE OF.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: OUTPATIENT: A PERSON WHO FAINTED.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: PAPSMEAR: A FATHERHOOD TEST.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: RECOVERY ROOM: A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: RECTUM: DANG NEAR KILLED EM'.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: SEIZURE: ROMAN EMPEROR.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: TUMOR: MORE THAN ONE.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: URINE: OPPOSITE OF YOUR OUT.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: VARICOSE: NEARBY.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: VEIN: CONCEITED.
Clinton meets ALL expenses. It's easy. He creates them.
Clinton - More Communist tax-and-spend at OUR expense.
Clinton MUST be left. After all, he's never RIGHT!!
Clinton: MY GERBIL IS TOO SMALL! Somebody get me Socks the cat!
Clinton: n: another LBJ in the White House!
Clinton (n), see: gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer.
Clinton - New Dimensions in Theft and Perversion
Clinton - New Liberal Math: your paycheck minus your paycheck.
Clinton - New Motto: Jimmy Carter was right!
Clinton -- Nixon's Honesty and Carter's Majesty.
CLINTON nominates this tagline for a CHANGE!
Clinton - No taxation with out representation (null & void)
Clinton of Borg: Hillary's out of town. Prepare to be ass-imilated...
Clinton of Borg: "Hillary told me to tell y'all to prepare to be..."
Clinton of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled.
Clinton of Borg: "Prepare to be... say, that's a tight skirt, baby."
Clinton of Borg: your paycheck will be assimilated!
Clinton of OZ: "Ignore the man behind the (voting) curtain."
Clinton - On the cutting edge of America's moral collapse.
Clinton On The Sax! America Sings The Blues.....
Clinton on Vietnam: Hell No! to Canada we go.
Clinton only has to deal with an unbalanced budget.
Clinton - Only Liberals fear an armed citizenry.
Clinton - Only Liberals need new asset forfeiture and seizures!
Clinton or Bush is like Airline or Hospital food. Both are shit.
Clinton political strategy: Flip-floppery.
Clinton: poster boy for the factually impaired.
Clinton presidency: America being held hostage!
Clinton presidency failing - (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach
Clinton - President by the votes of American Communists
Clinton Program failure: I still have $3 left.
Clinton promised change...he's changed all his promises!
Clinton promised me two feet of space in the unemployment line.
Clinton promises are like nailing jello to Al Gore.
Clinton promises changes and changes promises.
Clinton promises the moon. Brown LIVES there.
Clinton promises to spread the pain.
Clinton: Proof that we have too many Liberal voters.
Clinton: Punish Achievement! Reward Failure!
Clinton Reorganization of American Politics (CRAP for short)
Clinton Report Card: Touchy-Feely = A+ Results = F
Clinton: Risen from Obscurity Headed for Oblivion
Clinton, Rodham & Gore: The Three Stooges of the '90's
Clinton Sandwich: $5 worth of Baloney + $20 tax.
Clintons are good at cattle futures 'cause they're so full of bull!
Clinton says "Jump! 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong..."
Clinton says "Pay up!! 43% of America can't be wrong!"
Clinton should not be burned...in effigy.
Clinton's ACTUAL first choice for Attorney General: G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton's a _good_ President...And pigs fly!
Clinton's angry if his '96 campaign slogan is "You can all bite me!"
Clinton's angry if shots are coming FROM the White House this time!
Clinton's angry when he starts using the F-word like he's Hillary.
Clinton's angry when his pasty white thighs have a dull red glow...
Clinton's answer to free enterprise is Socialism!
Clinton's Army: They never leave their buddy's behind!
Clinton's Army - Where the men HAVE to be separated from the boys!
Clinton's definition of rich is anyone not on welfare.
Clinton's got animal magnetism; he attracts dogs, pigs, rats, ticks...
Clinton's healthcare plan disks were found to have a virus.
Clinton's House of Lavatories: We flush it with the worst of them!
Clinton's House of Lobotomy: Manipulating truth is our middle name!
Clinton's House of Uniforms: RED shirts at their finest!
Clinton's idea of military cuts... 2 men to a bed!
Clinton's in the White House of Cards; The wind's howling!
Clinton's lies will cause inflation and unemployment.
Clinton's Leather & Latex Emporium: All Feminazis, and it's all we got
Clinton's marching speech, LEFT-right-LEFT-LEFT-right-LEFT-LEFT...
Clinton's master health plan disks were found to have a virus.
Clinton's memory is RAM, not ROM.
Clinton's memory is the only part of him subject to Selective Service.
Clinton's Military: Where one can eat, drink, & be Mary!
Clinton's Navy: It's not just a job, it's a date!
Clinton's Navy gives new meaning to, "going to the head!"
Clinton's Navy: Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.
Clinton's new insurance plan - Insuring you'll have nothing.
Clinton's new medal for non-combat, peacekeeping is a BLEEDING HEART!
Clinton's not a crook; He's "ethically challenged."
Clinton's plan failed! I still have 78› left!
Clinton's Plan: Socialism for all.
Clinton's proctologist called - his head is ready.
You know Clinton's angry if he actually talks back to Hillary.
Clinton's really angry when he's too mad to even THINK about dating.
Clinton's really angry when the White House Tour gets the finger.
Clinton's successes are from the coattails of the Republican party.
Clinton's Suicides? Little Rock, Washington, & now Haiti!
Clinton's Tax Decision Maker: TAX, TAX, TAX, SPIN AGAIN!
Clinton's tax policy is DOODOO economics.
Clinton's tax form. "How much did you make? $_______ Send it in.
Clinton's word for Economics: Farfromthinkin.
Clinton's worst nightmare? Rush Limbaugh marries Chelsea.
Clinton's worst nightmare? The truth!!
Clinton should kill himself to solve the REAL problem with this country!
Clintons are good at cattle futures 'cause they're so full of bull!
Clintons should exercise a little abstinence on the American people!
Clinton - Socialism! Coming to a Government near you.
Clinton - Socialist Politicians do it to everyone!
Clinton - Southern Baptist? So's Gorby and Castro, then!
Clinton stamp discontinued....people spitting on wrong side.
Clinton? Stick a fork in him... he's done!
Clinton sucks, but she doesn't swallow.
Clinton suffers from cranial/rectal inversion...
Clinton supporter caught on videotape! Today on Hard Copy!
Clinton supporters know how the Indians felt!
Clinton surrounds himself with incompetence so he won't look as bad.
Clinton: Symbolism over Substance
Clinton's a few disks short of a full backup!
Clinton's a good President. And pigs fly!
Clinton's Air Force: Now grabbing new flight sticks!
Clinton's answer to free enterprise is Socialism!
Clinton's Army: where Sergeants play with their Privates.
Clinton's Attorney General killed more people than Ted Kennedy's car!
Clinton's basic tax rule: The sky's the limit!!!
Clinton's Bosnian food drops... chummin' for Moslems.
Clinton's Cabinet: CIA, Ross Perot.
Clinton's Cabinet: Chief of Protocol, Roseanne Arnold.
Clinton's Cabinet: Drug Czar, Marion Barry.
Clinton's Cabinet: Education, Sam Gibbons
Clinton's Cabinet: FBI, John Gotti.
Clinton's Cabinet: Family Values Advisor, Madonna.
Clinton's Cabinet: Health & Human Resources, Magic Johnson.
Clinton's Cabinet: Housing, Leona Helmsley.
Clinton's Cabinet: Labor, Murphy Brown.
Clinton's Cabinet: NASA, Jerry Brown.
Clinton's Cabinet: Press Secretary, Admiral Jim Stockdale.
Clinton's Cabinet: Surgeon General, Dr. Kovorkian.
Clinton's Cabinet: Transportation, Ted Kennedy.
Clinton's Cabinet: Treasury, Charles Keating.
Clinton's Cabinet: Veterans Administration, Jane Fonda.
Clinton's Cabinet: White House Staff, Gennifer Flowers.
Clinton's Caliber? What's smaller than a BB??
Clinton's Cowardess should not be subsidized with your vote.
Clinton's definition of rich is anyone not on welfare.
Clinton's Disease: Acquired Truth Deficiency Disorder.
Clinton's doing to America just what he did to Flowers!!
Clinton's Dream has become America's worst nightmare.
Clinton's election - bait and switch!
Clinton's economic plan PROVES the Fourth Stooge theory.
Clinton's E-Mail:dumb-ass@whitehouse.gov
Clinton's energy bill will tax the btu values in farts.
Clinton's favorite marching tune: "IN-hale to the Chief"
Clinton's first 100 days: 100 dead in Waco.
Clinton's first choice for Surgeon General: Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Clinton's foreign policy plan PROVES the Fourth Stooge theory.
Clinton's Gift to us....$1.1 trillion MORE debt.
Clinton's Healthplan is as lost as the Mars Probe.
Clinton's special forces: The Pink Berets.
CLINTON.SYS corrupt - run GOP.EXE to fix
CLINTON.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED: RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED: RUN LIMBAUGH.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS Corrupted: Cannot Run DEVICE.USA
Clinton.Sys Disabled - GINGRICH.COM Taking Over
CLINTON.SYS found corrupt. Hold new election (Y/n/q)?
CLINTON.SYS Installed: BUSH.SHT Deleted. Bugs multiply!
CLINTON.SYS Installed....HIGHER.TAX Loading.
CLINTON.SYS installed. RODHAM.COM assuming control.
Clinton Tax Advisors: Dewey, Screwem and Howe.
Clinton tax shelter: Don't pay until you get caught.
Clinton tax tip: Blame it on the wife.
Clinton taxed my mind, I have nothing left to say!
Clinton taxes gas; price of beans soars.
Clinton: "Ted, will you drive Hillary home?"
Clinton: Ted's gonads, Nixon's scruples, Carter's class.
Clinton tells the truth. CLINTON.TXT 0 bytes
Clinton: Terrorist-in-Chief
Clinton the best hope? That's like saying Moe was the smart stooge.
Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party
Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights
Clinton: The Carter of the 90's.
CLINTON: The closest he come to a brainstorm is a drizzle.
Clinton: The consequence of voting for Perot.
Clinton: The coward of the Country. Everyone knows he's yellow!
Clinton: The Energizer President. He keeps lying and lying and lying and
Clinton - "The Good Old Days" ...... Before Clinton
CLINTON: The GOP's Most Valuable Asset!
Clinton: the lowest common denominator of liberal special interests.
Clinton: the new JFK...come on down and visit sometime! - Dallas Voters
Clinton: The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.
Clinton: The Pinocchio of Presidents.
Clinton - "The Unknown Soldier...better him than me."
Clinton - "There is a perfectly logical explanation."
Clinton - "There's spending, and there's spending."
Clinton *tried* to enlist, but there's no MOS for clown.
Clinton thinks he's a wit. At least he's HALF right!
Clinton thinks he's the 2nd Coming? Crucify him, SEE if he comes back!
Clinton thinks underwear was made to keep his ankles warm.
Clinton thought the IRA was the Internal Revenue!
Clinton to America: I've got a tax plan, bend over, I'll demonstrate.
Clinton to Bob Bennett- Win one for the zipper!
Clinton to Flowers: "Sure you can come over, Ted Kennedy will drive."
CLINTON TO HILLARY: Hey, don't bother me, I am eating a Big Mac!
Clinton *tried* to enlist, but there's no MOS for clown.
Clinton: Two presidents for the price of one, and STILL no bargain!
Clinton Virus: Automatically debits bank account for Arkansas virus.
Clinton Virus: Causes Windows to actually work as intended...
CLINTON virus: computer shuts down and blames CONGRESS virus!
Clinton Virus: Supposed to delete megabytes => 200,000 only.
Clinton Virus: Turbo Tax raids the Quicken directory.
Clinton voter and proud of... %$K@! NO CARRIER
Clinton voters: Just apologize and end the embarrassment.
Clinton walks on water; staggers on alcohol. News at 11.
Clinton wants everything. And he thinks YOU have it!
Clinton wants to streamline government. No, I'm serious. Stop laughing!
Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
Clinton wears a hat so he'll know which end to wipe!
Clinton - We came, we saw, we took it all away.
Clinton - We don't have to be nice, we're liberals.
Clinton: Welcome to hell, I'm your new case worker.
Clinton: "Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?"
Clinton: What happens if Bart Simpson becomes President.
Clinton: what happens when minorities rule.
Clinton will tax wealthy Americans. Congratulations! You're rich!
Clinton won and you lost, as usual. Did you expect anything else?
Clinton won: You lost as usual. Did you expect anything else?
Clinton wouldn't go, but sending you is okay.
Clinton = WYSAWYG (What You See Ain't What You Get)
Clinton: "Yes, I had an affair, but I didn't orgasm."
Clinton, You got out of the last war, now do it again!
Clinton - Your credibility check just bounced!
Clintonism: When the left doesn't know what the left is doing!
Clintonomics....ClintonComics, can you C the difference?
Clintonomics Info: 1-800-SUI-CIDE
Clintonomics Info: 1-900-SCREWME
Clintonomics is like hemmoriodal swelling.
Clintonomics: Reaganonomics in reverse.
Clintonomics: Stealing from the many. Giving to the few.
Clintonomics: Tax, Borrow and Spend.
Clintonomics: trickle down depression.
Clintonphobia: Baseless fear that Clinton will be re-elected.
Clintstones, meet the Clintstones...
Clueless Clinton Clones Can't Compute...
CNN Headlines: President Clinton caught when stealing Taglines.
Coach Clinton: "Fake right, go left!"
"Cojones? What are they, and are we taxing them?"- Bill Clinton
"Colonel North, we'd like our shredders back." - Hillary Clinton
Computer, Stop Holodeck's Clinton Simulation Program!!!!!
Communism, Socialism, Racism, Humanism, Clintonism.
Confusion not only reigns, it's elected to high office.
Congressional elections 1994: Defeat of Clinton ultra-liberalism?
Congressional elections 1994: Premature end of Clinton's reign?
"Constitution? What Constitution?" - Wm. J. Clinton
"Contribute" is now a FORCED "sacrifice" of taxation.
Coverup? What coverup?
Cthulu '96-This time, why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Daddy, if President Clinton can lie, why can't I?
D.C.'s Geriatric Park: Home of Arkansaurus Taxanspendus!
Dead or Alive, Big or Small, Clinton tax them all!
"Dear John Hinkley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster." - R. Reagan
Death is a health-care issue. -- Hillary Clinton
"Debt reduction, What about it?" - Bill Clinton
Deficit now=290b, and after 500 bil of deficit reduction = 340b.
del CLINTON.*; del RODHAM.*; del *.TAX (if only it were so simple...)
Deleted file CLINTON.SYS... USA program restarted.
Democracy works in spite of Clinton or Congress.
Democratic National Convention, America voted Clinton? No, I cannot!
Democratic National Convention, Clinton contortion; evade maniac.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton nomination: Accord at eve.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton nomination; vacate credo.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton vocation: Erotica and men.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton: "Act on American devotion".
Democratic National Convention, Clinton: Condemnation to avarice.
Democratic National Convention, Covet arcane Clinton admonition.
Democratic National Convention, Item: Advance Clinton coronation.
Democratic National Convention, Viet Nam, Tornado, Cocaine, Clinton.
Democratic Prez + Democratic House + Democratic Senate = higher taxes
Derogatory term of the 90's: "What a Clinton!"
Did Bill know he was marrying the future president??
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
Did Vince Foster get a gun after he cooled off... or before?
Difference between Clinton & a bucket of s**t: You can empty a bucket.
Difference between Clinton & JFK? JFK screwed MM; Clinton screwed us.
Difference between Hillary Clinton & snake oil salesman? Not much.
Directions: <<< Clinton Healthcare Proper Healthcare >>>
Do Clinton's new sailors have a guy in every port?
Do Tipper and Al have time for Gore-gasms?
Do you REALLY believe Clinton will reduce government spending?
"Do you swear to uphold (psst, Mrs Clinton put your arm down)."
Does "Gay 90s" have anything to do with Clinton's Army?
Does BC stand for bull crap, or Bill Clinton, or both?
Does Bill Clinton really feel our pain or does he enjoy inflicting it?
Does Bill Clinton use Slick 50?
Does the Clinton Administration know it's a joke?
Doing time in San Clinton - up for parole in 1996.
Don't bash the Clintons - they do a good job of it themselves.
Don't blame Clinton... he voted for Bush.
Don't blame me - I didn't vote for EITHER Clinton.
Don't blame me! I voted with the majority!
Don't blame me...I voted for Bush/Quayle!
Don't call me a "Bill Clinton". I *work* for a living!
Don't give me a Clinton answer...tell me the truth!
Don't hate me just 'cause my wife's President. - B Clinton
Don't have to bash the Clintons...They do a good job of it themselves...
Don't let Hillary pick your doctor...or your pocket.
Don't mind me, I'm just here talking to Mrs Roosevelt. - Hillary
Don't overtax yourself. That's Bill Clinton's job.
Don't work too hard - Clinton will tax all the overtime.
Don't you hate it when foreigners ask you to explain Clinton?
Donations to the Clinton Contributions Fund accepted here.
"Dr. Elders, 'Stroke of Midnight" is only a figure of speech!"
Draft dodger as commander-in-chief...only in America!
Dropping Trousers is just Bill Clintons Style!
Dump Clinton, turn the trickle back on.
Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton...
Economics? From a guy who pays $200 for a haircut?
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Bubba! Jail to the Chief!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Win Feuher. CLINTON: The final solution
Elders of Borg: Everyone a planned and wanted assimilation.
Elders surgery menu: (C)hant (S)calp (V)oodoo pins (A)ssimilate!?
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill Clinton's chauffeur!
Enquiring Minds Wanna Know: Is Bill Clinton really braindead?
Er, MS. President, but you left your husband's mouth running again!
ERROR 666: Clinton.sys Corrupted...Run Constitution.exe
Error Opening Clinton.EXE, Found TRAITOR2.USA virus
ERROR OPENING FILE CLINTON.LIE: OUT OF DISK SPACE
Error loading CLINTON.LIE. Unable to recover COUNTRY.USA.
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT TO CORRECT
ERROR OPENING FILE CLINTON.LIE: OUT OF DISK SPACE
Even after all that practice, Bill Clinton still doesn't lie well.
Ever notice how Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks?
Every politician has a price. Clinton's is from Wal-Mart.
Every President should be a planned and wanted President.
Every Surgeon General a planned and wanted Surgeon General.
Everybody welcome the President and Mr. Clinton!
"Excuse me, President Clinton, that's not MY pain you're feeling!"
FILE CLINTON.LIE. CROSSLINKED WITH TRAITOR2.USA
Famous Last Words: "Hey look, guys! It's Hillary! The First Bi-..."
Farfromthinkin: Clinton with his mouth open.
Father+Son+Spirit=God Head. Bill+Al+Hillary=catastrophe.
Fighting on two continents within 100 days. Clinton '96
First Hillary...then Gennifer...now us!
Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General!
Flip flop (n.): 1) beach sandal; 2) Clinton governmental strategy
For Clinton, originality is the art of concealing your source.
For Clinton - Type Format C Against - Hit Enter
Forrest Clinton: I never said life was like a box of chocolates
For someone who didn't inhale, Clinton sure blows a lot of smoke!
For which Clinton did you vote for, Bill or Hillary Rotten Clinton?
"Foreign policy or Big Mac? Hmm, Big Mac!" Billy Clinton
Forget the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary's lying. Elders abstained.
"Free Trade Agreement is Good - Export Clinton and Bore"
Friends don't let friends vote for Clinton/Gore.
From the dark Ozarks came Taxula, aka Vlad the Inhaler..
Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
Gen Patton: Ol' Blood 'n Guts. Bill Clinton: Ol' Cut 'n Run.
Generic Bill Clinton bashing tagline.
Genetics: proof that God gambles. Clinton: proof He lost!
"Gennifer who?" - W.J. Clinton
"Gentlemen, it's high time we taxed taglines." - Clinton
Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies 1-800-2-INHALE
Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jello to the wall.
Give Clinton an inch and he'll take 75% of all you own.
Give Clinton two terms--one as President and one in JAIL!
Give the Clintons what they deserve: A Trial!
Give to the Clinton Contributions Fund c/o the IRS.
God is a Republican; Santa Claus is a Democrat.
Gonna put 2 more faces on Mt. Rushmore: Clinton
Goodbye, Liberals. Wait for Clinton, as he will follow shortly.
Gore Virus: Does nothing...Commonly found sucking up to Clinton Virus.
Gore's Environment book - filed under Fantasy....
Gore's little red choo choo done jumped the track.
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
Goreus and Tax-head: "Rich people suck. Karl Marx kicks ass."
Goreus and Tax-head: "Soaking the rich is cool. huhhuh-huhhuh-huhhuh"
"Gov. Clinton, you want me to do what?"
Gross incompetence: 144 people in Clinton's Cabinet.
Gross National Product: A Big Mac.
Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in history.
Haiti, Somalia, Bosnia. Remember in November.
Hang both Hanoi Jane AND Chicken Willie!
Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton!
Happiness is seeing Hillary Clinton's face on a milk carton.
"Has anybody got a plan?" -Bill Clinton
He doesn't inhale, he SUCKS!
He's dead? I thought he was imitating Al Gore!
He's tan...he's rested...he's ready...NIXON in '96!
Health Benefits RECEIVED WILL BE TAXED AS INCOME! - Hillary Clinton
Heard this one? Clinton `92 - Lots of sax and plenty of Gore.
"Heel, Al, heel."
Heil Hitlary! Hit Heilary! Hose Hellary? ( Pick One )
Heil Hillary..... Queen of the Fourth Reich
Hell hath no fury like a draft dodger with his own Army.- Mark Russell
"HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country!" - Chelsea Clinton
Hey, Ain't that your dog attackin' the president?
Hey Hillary, what did Eeanor's ghost "advise" you to do today?
Hey Clinton, check your facts! Reaganomics WORKED!
Hey Clinton: do us a favor & have an affair with Lorena!
Hey Clinton! Okay, you spilt the milk, wanna crack at the whole dairy?
Hey dad, is Bill Clinton a Raider? After all, he lies and cheats too!
Hey, doesn't Clinton know we were all on Prozac when we elected him?
Hey, Hey Billy J! How many kids did you kill today?
"Hey Hillary! Read MY lips! No new sexes!!" - Guardian Angel
Hide the gerbils! Here comes Clinton's new army!
Hi. I'm Hillary. Welcome to your worst nightmare.
"Hi, Mr. President, I'm Mr. Truth.... No, we haven't met."
"Hi Bill, it's Al!....Al Gore....you know, your vice-president?..."
Hill Kills Hil's Bill...Hil Kills Bill...Dems Ill.
Hillary and Bill: You can dodge and duck for only so long!
Hillary: Bill, I don't think this is Little Rock.
"Hillary, can I play President today?"
"Hillary, can I speak now pleassseeee" - B. Clinton
Hillary Chicken: tiny breasts, large thighs and 1 left wing.
Hillary Clinton: a female Klingon with PMS
Hillary Clinton, AKA Madam President
Hillary Clinton: America's designated Hitler.
Hillary Clinton: America's Eva Peron
Hillary Clinton: Arkansas "rainmaker" not hotshot lawyer.
Hitlery Clinton...big brother in drag.
Hillary Clinton honest??? BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hillary Clinton in an apron is like Michael Dukakis in a tank.
Hillary Clinton is a closet ditto-head!
Hillary Clinton of Borg - Prepare to have your salary assimilated!
Hillary Clinton slept her way to the top.
Hillary Clinton...quite frankly, she strikes me as a troll.
Hillary Clinton stars in "Plan 9 From Outer Arkansas"
Hillary Clinton talks to dead people. And they answer.
Hillary Clinton - The biggest Ms Take in American history
Hillary Clinton: the little first lady with megalomania.
Hillary Clinton: Where 1980's "greed" began
Hillary Clinton's favorite breakfast? Shredded wheat.
Hillary Clinton's favorite movie? "Mommy Dearest"
Hillary Clinton's favorite movie? "The Omen"
Hillary Clinton's favorite movie? "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
Hillary Clinton's favorite movie? "Rosemary's Baby"
Hillary Clinton's favorite song? "If I Only Had a Heart"
Hillary doesn't need a face lift, just an ego lowering.
Hillary, have Yeltsin call back, I'm doing Mr. Rogers.
HILLARY = H.ag I.s L.ooking L.ike A. R.ump of a Y.ak!!
Hillary "health on wheels" Clinton.
Hillary - (H)usband (I)s (L)ying (L)ike (A) (R)eal (Y)okel
Hillary is a "congenital" liar while Bill is a "genital" liar.
Hillary is such a FOX! (Now, send out the hounds!)
Hillary is the devil, and Bill is the Anti-President!
Hillary is the EDLIN of Presidents, Bill is COPY CON.
Hillary looks like the south end of a northbound donkey.
Hillary needs a _REAL_ man!
Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.
Hillary of Oz: WHO KILLED MY HEALTH CARE PLAN?
Hillary Rob-'Em' Clinton - health care czar
HILLARY RODHAM MARRIED BILL CLINTON/RODHAM
Hillary "the psychic" Clinton is running Billie Jeff.
Hillary: The World's Greatest Authority on health care.
Hillary to Barbara Bush: "Okay! So where is the cement pond?"
"Hillary, where's my college yearbook? I need more staff."
Hillary's Broom was seen fleeing Foster "suicide" scene.
Hillary's favorite Politically Correct vegetable? Bill Clinton!
Hillary's follies! OUR HEALTH!
Hillary's health care plan has more holes than a tennis racket.
Hillary's in charge of Bill's balls.
Hint: Bill Clinton is a mutated Ferengi trader.
Hitler dies, reincarnated, new name: Bill Clinton
Hollywood and the Press picked Clinton, The Sheep followed...
"Holodeck computer...end Clinton Administration program."
Honey, pass the waffle syrup! That Clinton guy is on TV again!
Honk if Bill Clinton says you're rich!
Hope isn't in Arkansas, it's in 1996!
How about if we surround the White House and play loud rock and roll?
How can I get Hillary to manage MY commodities account?
How can you tell when Clinton's lying? His mouth's open!
How come Bill never speaks when Hillary's drinking water?
How did Bill and Hillary meet in college? By dating the same woman.
How do they handle fast women in Arkansas?...Put a governor on them!
How do you break a Clinton supporter's finger? Punch him in the nose.
How do you know Clinton is lying? His lips are moving..
"How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R." - R. Limbaugh
How to Be a Lame Duck in Three Years by Bill Clinton
Hypocrite: see Bill Clinton
"I am a Conservative." - Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Disarmed and then Socialized...
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...Ooooooo, Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...OOooooo! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...well, maybe...
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to...Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable.
I am Clinton of Borg: Taxes are NOT Irrelevant!
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrevelant.
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!!
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Hillary of Borg. Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation.
I am Hillary, hear me roar. I'm more important than Al Gore....
"I am innocent of these charges" - B. Clinton
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
I am not pleased with President Clinton...OR her husband!
"I am the President...I am the President...I am..."
I came, I saw, I lied - Julius Clinton, Act I Scene I
"I came. I saw. I waffled. - Julius Clinton, Act 1, Scene 1
"I didn't inhale." - Bill Clinton
"I didn't make Bill Clinton a buffoon. He is one," Rush Limbaugh.
I didn"t make desisions on 99% of the things I had opinions about.-HRC
I didn't vote for Clinton...or for her husband.
"I do feel your pain" - Bill Clinton.
"I don't like price controls anymore than you" - Clinton.
"I don't like taxes anymore than you do" - Bill Clinton.
I don't make jokes - I watch Clinton and Gore, then report facts.
I don't remember doing those things. B. Clinton
"I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks."
I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
I'd have a hilarious tagline, but Clinton hasn't done much today.
I'd post a Pro-Clinton tagline, but there's no ANSI swastika.
I'd rather be "stuck with Bush" than gored by clinton.
I found some of Clinton's hair in my Pepsi can!!
If Al Gore had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
If Bill Clinton could feel my pain, I'd cut off my arm!
If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must've been a stupid question!
If Bill and Hillary divorce...who gets the house?
If Clinton and Co. is "mainstream," I want out of the river.
If Clinton and Gore were in a sinking ship, who'd be saved? America!
If Clinton didn't inhale, how come his brain is fried?
If Clinton "Feels our pain" Quick! Everyone drop a rock on your foot!
If Clinton is 'middle of the road; its a one-way street.
If Clinton is our dentist, it's time to spit and rinse!
If Clinton is a waffle, Hillary is the waffle iron!
If Clinton was only gonna tax the rich, how did I get so rich so fast?
If Clinton's lips are moving, he's lying.
If Clinton's so good, why does Arkansas have so many problems?
If Clinton's the answer, it must've been a dumb question!
If Hillary dies, do we get Bill as president?
If he didn't inhale, how did he get brain damage?
If idiots could fly, the White House would be an airport.
If ignorance is bliss, the White House must be heaven on earth!
If it weren't for Hillary, Bill would still be President.
If I'm mind-numbed, Bill Clinton is a Republican.
If life is a yo-yo, Clinton ties knots in the string!
If man was meant to use Windows, we'd all be like Al Gore!
If nature abhors a vacuum, how do you explain Al Gore?!
If someone sees Bill Clinton, laugh at him for me.
If stupidity had survival value, Clinton would live forever.
If the Clintons divorce, who gets the house?
If the Clintons had obeyed the law, they wouldn't need the $$$.
If Vince Foster had had a gun, he would be alive today.
If we can send a man to the moon - why not Bill Clinton?
If we're the Religous Right, are they the Irreligous Wrong?
"If you can fake honesty you've got it made." - Clinton
"If you can't stand the heat, blame the kitchen" - Clinton
If you liked Hanoi Jane, you'll love Moscow Willie!
If you liked the old Congress, you must LOVE Bill Clinton!
If you think healthcare's expensive now, wait until it's free!
If you voted for Bill and Al, you also voted for Hillary and Tipper!
If you voted for Change - better start counting it now!
If you voted for Clinton, you must have inhaled!
If you were married to Hillary, wouldn't you cheat too?
Ignore alien orders...Clinton is an alien!!
I *give* Truth away. Why *buy* Clinton's lies?
I have a Slick Willie in my family - Ted Kennedy
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes.
I like Clinton about as much as Vietnam Vets do.
"I loathe the military." - Bill Clinton
"I love my government, but fear my Kountry." - Hillbillary
"I love you maaan." No, Bill, you're not getting my vote.
"I love your curves....Kiss it." - Bill Clinton to Paula Jones
"I'll do to the US what I did to Gennifer" - Bill Clinton
"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too"- Hillary
I'll have the bills ready the day after I'm inaugurated. Clinton 6-92.
I'll vote for Clinton....to be president of Somalia.
"I'm a Democrat - I don't care about facts" - Bill Clinton
I'm all for gays in the military, just not the U.S. military!
"I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official." Clinton
"I'm going to ask Yeltsin to tell the Serbs to quit it."- Slick Willy.
I'm not anti-Clinton, Clinton's anti-me! Okay, I AM anti-Clinton...
I'm part of the 57% that did not vote for Clinton and Clinton..
I'm sick of Hillary. Is this covered by the Health Plan?
I'm sick of liberals. Hillary, am I covered for that?
I'm sure the Wizard can help you get a brain, Bill!
"I'm the President, and I want a 'Big Mac' and fries...
I'm the pro-business candidate! - Clinton
I'm waiting for the '96 White House eviction notice!
Imagine the outraged cry for investigations if Clinton was Republican.
Impeach Clinton & Clinton before it's too late, America!
Impeach Clinton now. Avoid the rush in '96.
Impeach Clinton, and her husband, too!
Impeach Hillary; she's bad for our health!
Impeach the Clintons now. Avoid the rush!
Impeach, hell! LYNCH 'em both!!!
I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
In The Third Year of the Reign of William the Prevaricator
In The Third Year of the Reign of Sir Billy, Lord of Lies.
In keeping with current Clinton economics, July 4th is canceled.
INDECENT PROPOSAL: Clinton's budget.
Inhale to the Chief...and to her husband, too!
Investment - Clinton spending YOUR money any way SHE wants.
"I promise ..." -- Bill Clinton ... [Snicker!] ...
Irrelevancy - n., see Clinton
I saw Bill Clinton....WITH HIS PANTS ON!!!
Is Bill Clinton a Pathological liar or what?
Is Bill Clinton really Bill Clinton or just his evil twin Skippy?
Is Bill Clinton really "Dave" (on drugs)?
Is Bill Clinton still recognized at cockfights?
Is calling Ms. Clinton a witch an insult to real witches?
Is Clinton lying? - Are his lips moving?
Is Clinton lying? Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear poop in the woods?
Is it 1996 yet?
Is it a Barbra Streisand concert or a Bill Clinton campaign rally?
Is it pronounced Hillary Rod-HAM or Rod-DAMN?
Is It True That Al Gore Once Had A Near Life Experience?
Is it Bill the Cat or Bill the Clinton or just BC?
Is that a real yes or a Clinton 'Yes'.
Is that your wife's picture in Clinton's wallet?
Is there a Lemon Law for Presidents too?
"Is Vince Foster in the house?" "Not Anymore!" - H. Clinton
I think Clinton just taxed my tax refund.
"I think everyone understands what my intentions are." Clinton 1-96
I think maybe Gov. Clinton Exaggerated a little bit." - Thomas Foley
It is I! Count Taxula, and my faithful servant Algore!
It is time for a change. - Bill Clinton
It'll cost you more with Clinton and Gore.
It turns out, the deficit is bigger than Clinton could think.
It's a Consitutional thing, Bill. You wouldn't understand.
"It's a good day to lie." - B. Clinton
It's a Hillary Clinton field goal! Far to the left!
It's getting REAL hot, and Clinton's selling handbaskets!
It's Rodham Hood! She steals from everyone and gives to the gov't!
It's getting SO bad that Chelsea wants to be put up for adoption.
It's no longer a crime bill, it's Bill's Crime.
"It's tough to find good help." - Zoe Baird
I voted for Bush! Don't you wish you did?
I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment check.
I voted for Clinton, and proud of #$&!#&$@ NO CARRIER
"I've come to bury Clinton, not praise him!" - Newt Gingrich
I've scraped better stuff than the Clintons off my shoe.
"I will have a cabinet that looks like America" - Clinton.
"I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
"I will not tax the middle class to pay for my programs"-Bill Clinton
"I willoffer middle-income tax cuts" - Bill Clinton.
"I will slash boondoggle projects" - Bill Clinton.
"I wish I was a dog and Clinton was a tree!!!"
I wonder, does Hillary Rodham Clinton spit or swallow?
I would vote for Bozo the Clown before I would vote for Clinton.
"I wouldn't be President if my name was on that friggin' wall." - WBC
Janet Reno: Concentration camp maid of Clinton's D.C. Goon Platoon
Jane Fonda has more combat experience than Bill Clinton!
Jazz, girls, drugs, communism...What a "party"!!
Jimmy Carter...No Longer Our Worst President!
Joan Baez has more combat experience than Bill Clinton!
Join the Bill Clinton fan club - tar and feathers will be provided.
Join the Clinton Revolution - Become a Neo-Socialist.
Jocelyn Elders: Americas only Legalized DOPE!
Joycelyn Elders has no wind in the windmills of her mind!
Joycelyn Elders: an unplanned and unwanted Surgeon General
Joycelyn Elders: first non-blonde "airhead"
Joycelyn Elders: living proof that quotas reduce quality.
Joycelyn Elders was born with a rusty spoon in her mouth!
Jur-TAX-ic Park... Bill Clinton's White House.
Just found out that "FAG" is the acronym for "Former Arkansas Govenor"
Just put your money in the sack and shut up! - Clintonomics
Keep Clinton warm this winter, he hates the draft.
Keep your powder dry - Bob Dole (after Clinton's healthcare speech).
Kennedy has a dead girlfriend. Clinton wishes he did.
KFC Hillary Clinton Meal: 2 sm. breasts, 2 lg. thighs, 2 left wings.
Klinton's Navy: Where Chiefs mess with their seamen.
Klinton/Gore crossed with Jan and Dean: Serf City!
klinton: "Smell my lips...no more bush!"
Know how Clinton sits upright with no spine? That is Hillary's ARM!!
Knuckle head: See CLINTON.
"Lawyers feel that every criminal has a right to a lawyer." - J. Elders
L.B.J., J. Carter, B. Clinton We'll never learn...
LESSONS LEARNED #1: Never hire a President with hair.
Learn the basics of Clintonomics. Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Lee Harvey Oswald's aim was off...by about thirty years.
Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you?
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty"
Lessee...what'll I buy first from my no-tax-hike savings?
"Let me give you two answers to that...." Bill Clinton 1-11-96
Let's make the draft retroactive and send Clinton to Nam!
Let's put Clinton on Mt Rushmore; he's already stoned!
Letting Clinton run the country is like making Charles Manson Pope!
"Liar" disqualifies you from the Senate, but not the White House??"
Liar (noun): See also Clinton, William.
Liberal hypocrisy: Bill dodges draft/Bill wishes he experienced D-Day.
Liberal hypocrisy: accusing Bush/defending Clinton of lying.
Lie, even when it doesn't matter. - (Sir Edmund) Hillary Clinton
Lie of the Day. Dial 1-800-CLINTON.
Life's a Hillary, and then you get Bill.
Like most Americans, I didn't vote for Clinton.
Loggers don't need job re-training...Bill Clinton does!
Look! Up in the sky! It's Slick Willie, SuperPolitician!
Looks like Clinton may get run over on the Data Highway!
Looks like Hillary's testosterone level is up again.
Make a deal with the devil - Support Bill Clinton.
Make like Al Gore in his backyard, and get lost.
Mars still needs women? See if they will TAKE HILLARY!!
Math class is tough. (Hillary Rodham)
Matter/antimatter. Clinton/truth. See any resemblance?
May 9th, 1995 - Bill returns home to Moscow...
May God and Rush Limbaugh save us from Slick Willy!
May you live to see a great president in office again.
Mayonnaise: Bill Clinton's Grey Poupon.
McClinton's - over 250 million swindled!
Mein Kampf + Das Kapitel = Clinton Administration
Memo to Clinton: Blow the sax - not the country!
Michael New for president - He can remember the oath of office...
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch.
Morals for Sale, Never Used. Contact Bill Clinton
More people voted against Bush than for Clinton.
Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won.
Moses to Pharaoh Clinton: let my wallet go...
Mr Clinton, are those Bugle Boy jeans around your ankles?
"Mr. Clinton, I think you did inhale!" - Ronald Reagan
Mr. Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights
Mr. Klinton's Neighborhood: "It's a Brave New World in the ..."
"Mr. President, Do you swear to tell the truth? (Hahahaha)"
Mr. President, it's your boss. You know, "We the People."
Mr. President, there's a convention here to see you...
Mrs. Clinton said she was dumb...who am I to argue?
My election is a mandate for more and higher taxes. - B. Clinton
My favorite formula: Happiness = America - Clinton
"My foreign policy is...what time is it?" - B. Clinton
My friends in Arkansas voted for Bill just to get rid of him!!
My health is fine. Thank you very much Mr/Ms Clinton.
Myths: Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Bill Clinton's integrity.
"Never, ever trust a draft dodger - Rush Limbaugh"
New and improved Cost Of Living, direct from the Clintons!
New Book: Roger Clinton: My Career Without My Brother Bill.
New bumper sticker..... Clinton Happens!
New Clinton Health Plan: Take 2 aspirin and don't call me!
New Disney release-starring Bill Clinton-The Lyin King
The Postal Stamp especially for Bills & Taxes..We give you "THE BIRD"!
NEWS FLASH! Clinton tried camels; prefers men. News @ 11.
NEWS FLASH: Karl Marx inhabits body of Bill Clinton!
Need a good laugh? Listen to a Joycelyn Elders speech.
New Clinton Health Plan: Take 2 aspirin and don't call me!
New Clinton library to be all fiction...
New Clinton presidential theme: Inhale to the Chief.
New and improved Cost Of Living, direct from the Clintons!
Newt Gingrich is the ANTI-CLINTON!
Nice Haircut, Slick!
Nixon had Watergate, Clinton has Whitewater.
Nixon in '96: because a corpse could do a better job than Clinton.
No Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!
NO Hillary--the red phone is NOT room service!!
No military, lots of sex, some pot...hey!, Clinton's a hippie!
No, Mr. President. I said, "Throw out the first PITCH."
No, no, Clinton... I said "FAX me"... not "TAX me"!!!
No one ever assassinated Clinton's character. IT COMMITTED SUICIDE!
"No one will believe the Clinton's innocence." - Vince Foster
NO PARDON FOR CLINTONS OR RENO !!!!
No President has ever faced THIS! - Bill Clinton.
Not again Bill, the taxpayers have a headache!
Not even crime would pay if Clinton ran it.
Notice how Carter and Clinton are both Bills????
Notice how few people are admitting voting for Clinton?
November 9, 1994: Clinton wakes up and thinks he is in a bad dream.
Now class, write 1000 times, "I WILL NOT THROW MY VOTE AWAY AGAIN!"
Now, honey, let me sit in the chair today. -- Clinton
Now on CD: Hillary "Evita" Clinton sings "Don't Cry For Me Arkansas"
Now we know what Clinton did in Russia - he studied Economics!!!
Now, honey, let me sit in the chair today. - Clinton
Of the last three presidents named William, two died in office...
Official Clinton T-Shirt Slogan: "UNBUTTON MY FLY"
Oh look, Paula, my pants fell down.
Oh No, It's Mr Bill...Clinton, that is!!!!
Okay, I used RoboMail once...but I didn't reply.
OK joke's over! Where's President Bush?
OK, so I use taglines, but I don't inhale!
"Old Yeller"? Isn't that the movie about Bill Clinton's war years?
One person's drivel is another's Bill Clinton speech.
One thing you've got to say about Carter, he didn't spin like Bill.
One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft beer.
Only Clinton would take police witnesses to an extramarital affair!
Only change Clinton has made is the change in his pockets!
Only those who voted for Clinton should pay new taxes!
Opening soon in Washington DC...the Clinton LIE-brary!
Orwellian Dict.- Clinton: The Administration of Newspeak.
"...Oscar Mayer wiener...be in love with me" Clinton humming wistfully
"Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade?" - Bill Clinton
Our bologna has a last name, it's C-L-I-N-T-O-N...
Overheard at the White House: "What country is Waco in, Hillary?"
Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
Oxymoron: Clinton Economics
Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
Pathological liar - see: Hillary Clinton
Paula Jones to Bill Clinton-"No thanks, I choke on small bones!"
People who voted for Bill Clinton - next on Geraldo.
Perot/Bush/Clinton: The Millionaire, the Skipper and Gilligan
Plant a tree...bury Algore!
Please pray that Clinton won't trash the economy!
Political disaster - see: Hillary Clinton's health plan
Political joke - see: Bill Clinton's foreign policy
Politically correct term for 'Zombie' is Bill Clinton.
Pres. Clinton's master health plan disks were found to have a virus.
President Clinton called. Please call her back ASAP!
President Clinton doesn't inhale... he SUCKS!!!
President Clinton, welcome to Texas...Now go home!
President Clinton: Oxymoron or Oxford Moron?
President Clinton: Proof that character matters!
President Clinton's mandate ---> [] (shown actual size)
President's Choice Condoms: Memories of Whatsername
Presidents usually age quickly...guess that explains Hillary...
President/Vice president is undefined...Cannot divide by zero.
Press -- if you're for Clinton!
PRO-CHOICE: Abort Clinton Mid-Term.
Proof you CAN screw your brains out? Bill Clinton!
Pulling a Clinton again, eh?
Put your hand inside the Puppet Head, Hillary!
Q: How do you know Clinton is lying? A: His lips are moving.
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me."
Quick...name ONE issue Clinton hasn't waffled on.
Reagan backed Bork...Bush backed Thomas...Clinton backed down
Reagan's dumb luck beats Clinton's sound planning.
"Read My Lips: Hamerf, snifrt hiser arachnt olrf" - Clinton
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton
Reagan watched John Wayne movies. Clinton watches the Marx Brothers.
Real Terror: A klingon liberal pit-bull with PMS on drugs named Hillary.
Reality check: what Clinton's legal defense fund should be written on.
Recipe for Clinton Stew: A little weenie in hot water.
Redundancy: An airbag in Hillary Clinton's car.
Remember Lady bird follies: now it's Hillary's turn!
Republicans are a bunch of Nazis! - Hillary Clinton.
Respecting your Elders does NOT include Jocelyn.
Retroactive tax? Retroactively, send Clinton to Vietnam!!!
Rich people are People with JOBS. - Slick Willie
Roses are red; violets are blue; Clinton inhales Flowers, too.
Roes are red; Violets are blue; Impeach Clinton & Hillery too!
Ronald Reagan told us stories. Clinton tells us LIES!
Rush Conference: Headquarters of the Clinton UN-election campaign '96
Rush is to Clinton as a 80486/66 is to a 8088/4.77
Rush to impeach Clinton(s) in 1996!
Rush was around four years before Clinton was elected.
SYS0509: The president is corrupt, please reboot the White House.
Sampson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of a Clinton...
Satyriasis: see also "Bill Clinton"
Save the American family: Nuke Hillary!
Save the USA - IMPEACH BILLARY!
Say NO to Socialism! Impeach Clinton & Clinton.
Saying Clinton is best hope is like saying Moe was the best stooge.
Screw the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and Al Gore!
See the movie "Hillbilly Commie" starring Bill Clinton as himself.
Send Bill & Hillary back where they belong: deepest, darkest Arkansas.
Send Clinton and company down the White Water rapids.
Send Clinton-Gore back to the South, and their husbands too!
Send Dr. Elders back to Arkansas!
Send Clinton & Co. down the WhiteWater rapids in a canoe w/o a paddle.
Send Hillary where she truly belongs - to prison.
Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy
Screech loudly and carry a big ashtray. - Hitlary Clinton
"She could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose." W. Clinton
"Sincerity? I can fake that." - Bill Clinton
Slick Willie..an object lesson on failure to use condoms.
Slick Willy: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Slick Willie special! It's ALL FREE...but not in America!
Slick Willie: The "Politically Correct" Robin Hood
Smear Tactics: Using toilet paper with pictures of Clinton on it.
Smoke dope, dodge draft, cheat on wife & fool electorate. Clinocchio!
So tell me Mr. Clinton, is stupidity painful?
So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President?
"So, Bill, what does the President think of this lawsuit?"
Socks: I had to waste one of my nine lives on this family!
Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for Clinton.
"Special Agent Jones, you protect President Clinton." "No, I resign."
Status Symbol of the 90s: not voting for Clinton/Gore!
"Steffie, I gotta find cousin Jethro a job." - Clinton
"Stop, or I'll say 'Stop' again!" - Clinton State Department
Stop socialism: impeach Clinton, before we're all speak Russian!
Support CPR for America...Clinton, Please Resign!
Support DeathCare: Vote Kevorkian/Elders in '96.
Support enactment of Clinton's Life Insurance Policy!
Support NAFTA, export Clinton and Bore...
Support our troops -- Elect a new Commander-In-Chief.
Sure, Clinton's safe now. He's been Newt-ered...
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at Bill Clinton!
Sure I tried catnip, but I didn't inhale. - Socks
Sure looked good on paper! - Bill Clinton.
Sure sign of a resignation: Clinton declaring confidence in someone.
Surgeon General? We don't need no steenking SURGEON GENERAL!!
Symbolism Over Substance: The Clinton Ideology.
T-Shirt sported by Saddam Hussein: I would have voted Clinton!
"Tagline? What's that? And are we TAXING it?" - Bill Clinton
Take 2 steps back - spin - 1 step forward - grin - do the Clinton!
Talk loudly and carry a small stick -- Bill Clinton
Tax-all: Clinton's cure for economic growth.
Tax dollars: Clinton's soldiers in the war on poverty.
Tax=Contribution; Investment=Spending -> From the Clinton Era.
TAX THIS, CLINTON!
Taxes still too low? Clinton/Gore '96
"Teddy bear replaces Clinton in bloody Pooh-d'Etat! Film at 11!"
Tell me Bill Clinton, is stupidity painful?
Thanks to Clinton, even the Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
"That sucking sound? The Clinton presidency being flushed in '96!"
That's General Sekretary Komrad Hillary!
That's not what I meant - Official Clinton Quote.
"That sucking sound? The Clinton presidency being flushed in '96!"
"That's 'Whitewater Investigation', Janet, not 'white wash'."
The 2nd Amendment is a RIGHT, not a Clinton-granted gift.
The "`Bout Ready For Bedtime" Administration 1993-1997
The Bill Clinton Watch: Only $14.95 + Tax + Tax + Tax + Tax + Tax +...
The buck never got here! -- Bill Clinton
The bus is leaving, Hillary - get under it!
The Clinton Administration: Taxation without hesitation.
The Clinton Administration: Tyranny in the shadows
The Clinton cat habla espanol! S-O-C-K-S!
The Clinton Comedy Hour, starring the "Not Ready for Reality Players."
The Clinton MisAdministration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
The Clinton Plan. What? There is no plan.
The Clinton Sex Scandal: Fornigate!
The Clinton Staff: Rookies that didn't make the first cut.
The Clinton White House: THE TRUE EVIL EMPIRE!
The Clintonista invasion/occupation: 1993 - 1997
The Clintons: America's first hermaphroditic president.
The Clintons - Living examples of Artificial (and Inept) Intelligence.
The Clintons: We're inept, we're incompetent, and we're in charge!
The Constitution - The main obstacle to Bill Clinton's plans.
The Crime Bill: a "crime" for "Bill" to be President.
The dead have peace. We have Bill Clinton.
The Democrats have been Clinterminated!!!
The era of big government is over and O.J. didn't do it.- Slick
The going gets tough, Bill goes to Oxford and Hillary bakes cookies!
The GOP has a Contract WITH America. Clinton has one ON America.
The government UGORE car? Expect 50 million cost overrun.
To hell with Bill Clinton, get me Phil Hartman!
The Hillary Clinton IRA: In - $1000. Out - $100,000!
The Hillary Factor... Practice birth control PLEASE!
The "Hillary" pack at KFC: no breasts, large thighs; all left-wings.
The Lord giveth, and Clinton taketh away.
The middle class has been taxed enough! APRIL FOOLS! -- Bill Clinton.
The Mutual Funds don't like Clinton either.
The new 1st couple: Hill and Billy, from Arkansas.
The new CCCP.... The Clinton Complete Care Plan!
The New "Clinton" 1040-EZ Form: A)Bend Over B)Insert Here
The new liberal American way: dodge draft, smoke dope, cheat on wife.
The new Chrysler Presidential Limo: The Dodge Drafter.
The one on the right must be Shinola, Clinton's on the "left."
The only change involved with Clinton is at McDonald's.
The only minority I oppose is the one that elected Clinton.
The perfect gift: The Bill Clinton Bath Towel Set - His and Next.
The perfect gift: The Hillary Clinton Bath Towel Set - Hers and NEXT!
"The Peso stops here" - Bill Clinton
The pilot was insane...he thought Bill would be in *HIS* bedroom.
The President has no specific cuts in mind - Stephanopoulos
The President sucks - And boy does her husband love it!
The sad thing about Clinton bashing is that it's all TRUE!
The Train of Truth is coming. LIbEralS are pennies on the track.
The UNHOLY Trinity. Clinton, Gore, Hillary.
The Unknown Soldier...better him than me * Bill Clinton
The White House: New Home of the Whopper!
The word "honesty" is not in the Clinton dictionary.
The world laughs at Bill Clinton and he's too incompetent to notice.
"There'll be plenty of time for politics this year." Clinton 1-11-96
"There's a voter born every minute." - P.T. Clinton
There should be 2 hands in every pocket - Slick Willie
"There's spending, and there's spending." - Bill Clinton
These are the Bill Clinton times that try men's soles.
They saved Stalin's brain - it's living in Bill Clinton.
They say the wages of sin is death. I wish Clinton would get paid!
They're going to call this the Hill/Billy administration!
They're putting 2 more faces on Mt. Rushmore - Clinton's.
@fn@ thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance.
This hand to tyrants...this finger to Bill and Hillary!!!
This is not the 17th Parallel in Korea. - Clinton
This just in: UFO steals Bill Clinton! More after the game.
This tagline is made especially for the Clinton Administration.
This tagline left blank to avoid Clinton tagline tax!
"This plan...will require no new taxes" - Bill Clinton 8-92
To Clinton an enemy is *anyone* who tells the truth.
To Clinton, an ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
To Clinton, freedom is "the freedom to pace in one's cage".
To Clinton, truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
To congratulate Bill Clinton, send candy - he already got Flowers!
To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.*
To Hillary Clinton, truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.*
TO: John Hinkley. Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster - R. Reagan
To really "tax" your system, enter: DEVICE=CLINTON
To the Clintons, foreign policy is just that - foreign!
Today Mickey Mouse denied he wears a Bill Clinton watch.
Today on Larry King: The President, and her husband...
Tonya Rodham Bobbitt of Borg -- one mean woman!
Toon Town's latest, craziest-"Clintoon: The Clinton Years
TR had a Bully Pulpit; FDR had a fireside; Bill Clinton has MTV.
Travel to Nam? That's not how Clinton felt 25 years ago.
Trim federal government waste - fire Al Gore.
Truman: "The buck stops here!" Clinton: "The buck? It never got here!"
Truth: A lie told very convincingly by Bill Clinton.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Neither do two Clintons.
Unable to load CLINTON.COM. TRAITOR2.USA resident.
Uncle Sam needs your money - Clinton already SPENT it!
"Unity through Diversity"- from "1994" by Bill Clinton
Veni, Vedi, Clinti - I came, I saw, I lied.
Veni, vidi, Hillary - I came, I saw, I TOOK OVER!
Vini, Vidi, Eggo - "I came, I saw, I waffled" - B. Clinton.
Vince Foster: The real smoking gun of Whitewater Gate.
"Virtual Clinton"? Technology has finally gone too far.
ViruScan Warning: CLINTON.COM fails integrity check.
Viruscan: CLINTON.EXE found. Remove? (Y,N)
Vlad the Impaler; Rasputin; Stalin; Hitler; Hillary & Bill
VOID where Prohibited....Great, let's wizz on Clinton's shoes!
Voodoo economics: Hillary's budget advice from Eleanor Roosevelt.
Vote ABC in '96: (Anybody But Clinton)
Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '96!
Voting for Clinton is like buying a round trip on the Titanic.
Waco -- Bill Clinton's first death camp.
Waffle softly and talk a bit slick - W.J. Clinton
Wait! "Clinton's How to Serve Taxpayers"....it's a COOKBOOK!
Wakko packs away the snacks, while Bill Clinton plays the sax...
Want to invest in an uranium mine? See Willie Clinton
Warning: CLINTON.COM contains the STONED virus!
Warp 2 (Star Trek) WarpED 2 (Clinton/Gore)
Was Clinton's first trip abroad a broad?
Was it Bill who said, "A prostitute is never prone to argue."?
Watergate was *one* lie, and no dead bodies. - Rush
We all voted for losers. Bush & Perot lost & Clinton IS one!
"We are the greatest planet on Earth." - Al Gore
We CAN'T sell out to the Japanese, Clinton GAVE us to NATO.
"We did not inhale," said Bill and Hillary, jointly.
We don't have room to add BOTH of Clinton's faces to Mount Rushmore!
We elected Clinton for change, and that's about all I have left.
We hold college football players to _higher_ standards than Clinton.
We just screwed all these people. - Hillary Clinton
We know we're in trouble when the most honest Clinton is Socks!
We must have the courage to quit! - Bill Clinton
We need change: Lenin 1917, Hitler 1936, Clinton 1992
"We need to bring back some good old-fashioned hypocrisy."- Hillary
Webb Hubbell, Federal Prisoner #45789754, The First of a Long Line!
"We'll find a way around it." - Bill Clinton on the 4th Ammendment
We'll just see how Clinton does in a REAL war situation!
We'll know Clinton's hi-tech when he starts speaking in taglines!
We're beating the bushes in search of a president.
We're off to see Bill Clinton, the wonderful Wizard of Lies...
We're the Clintons from Arkansas: Hill & Billy.
We've elected Bill Clinton and Howdy Doody...wonderful.
Welcome to McClinton's - Millions Now Screwed.
Welcome to the Barbra Streisand Concert and Clinton Political Rally.
"Well SOMEBODY must have voted for him..."
What do Bill Clinton and a ripe lemon have in common? Both are yellow.
What happened to all the Clinton/Gore bumper stickers?
What is Clinton's first name? I know who Hillary is...
What is the CLINTON body count this week?
"What is truth?", asked the doubting Clinton.
"What, Me, Lie?" -- Willie "Alfred E. Newman" Clinton
What particular vice is Al Gore president of?
What tax form does Clinton file? 1040-BS
What? Of course pigs can fly! Clinton's got Air Force One.
Whatsa matter, Bill? Too gutless to stand up to the U.N.?
What's the matter? Clinton repealing Reagan's tax cuts?
What's a matter, couldn't scrape off that Clinton sticker?
What's the point-spread on World War III? - Clinton
What's worse, a VP who can't spell, or a President who can't add?
WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you!
What will I do with my Clinton tag lines after 1996?
When asked about "IT", Gennifer said "Arkansas *IS* a small state."
When Clinton looks at Hillary, he dreams of Flowers.
When CLINTON's done with it, even the MEEK won't want it!
When Clinton's angry the gravy in his veins rushes to his head.
When in doubt, do what the President does, guess!
When in Doubt, Vote GOP (until Clinton's Gone!)
When the going gets tough, Bill Clinton runs away.
When they made Bill Clinton, they threw away the shovel!
When Willie talks, see if her lips move.
When you vote in `96, remember: Saddam has a job; how about you?
Where did all those Clinton/Gore bumper stickers go?
Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?
Which clinton will get the longest sentence?
Whine House - Home of the Whopper - over 1,000,000,000 told!
White House taken over by 60's rejects...film at 11.
WhitewaterGate, ForniGate - and you thought NIXON had no morals!
"Whitewater isn't over 'til the First Lady sings." - G.Gordon Liddy
Who has the bigger cajones in the Clinton household; Bill or Hillary?
Who is in charge? Hillary or Bill!!??!!
Who said Clinton isn't good for the economy? K-Y jelly sales are up.
Whose picture is on the $3 bill? Clinton, of course!
Why blame Clinton? He hasn't done a darn thing.
Why do the Clintons have only one child? Hillary had a vasectomy.
Why does Bill cheat on his wife? Hillary doesn't put out for any man.
Why does Clinton want to send 10,000 Americans to Bosnia?
Why is Hillary riding the bus? She has a broom!
Why's Clinton hiding under the table? We're serving draft beer.
William Jefferson Blythe "Bait and Switch" Clinton
William Jefferson Blythe "Flip-flop" Clinton
William Jefferson Blythe "Poor Widdle Kid" Clinton
William Jefferson Blythe "They're Picking on Me, Mommy" Clinton
William Jefferson Blythe "Waffleman" Clinton
Will Hillary be a one term president?
Will Hitlery's grave be a feminist plot?
Will Rogers never met Bill Clinton OR Algore.
Will Rogers never met Hillary's husband.
Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House?
With a STRAIGHT FACE! - "I'm the most decisive President in 12 years."
With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
Without a doubt, without a clue! Bill Clinton, that's who.
World's thinnest book: Clinton's kept promises.
"Would you like some syrup with that WAFFLE Mr. Clinton?"
Ya can't go round sayin yer gonna do somethin, and then not do it-WJBC
Yea, though I walk thru the valley of Clintons, I'll fear no Liberal!
Yellow + Pink = Clinton
Yes Virginia, there is a Bill Clinton.
You can always tell when Clinton lies... his lips move.
You can dodge and duck for only so long, Hillary Clinton.
You can't tell Bill Clinton anything. He has a soundproof head.
"You have to move to limit freedom." - Bill Clinton, 1994
"Your reality is the reality you create"- A. Robbins, Clinton's guru
You paycheck will be assimilated - Clinton of Borg
"You did it again. You pulled another Clinton" - D.Quayle
"You just have to take my word for it..." Bill Clinton 1-11-96
You're trying to pul l a Clinton, aren't you?
You've become a member of the Clinton House Tax of the Month Club!
"Hello," lied Bill Clinton
Clinton: What does he believe in deeply this week?
The Presidency is just no place for on-the-job training, Bill!
When a real conservative says "Mr. President" he means Ronald Reagan!
And once again, Clinton shrinks to the occasion...
Tyrantiswhoress Hex: Vulgar Latin for Hitlary Duldrum Klinton
It's not as easy as ABC. We must vote WCBC--Whoever Can Beat Clinton!
Okay Voting Class, repeat after me, "I WILL NOT WASTE MY VOTE AGAIN!"
Buchanan is a PEACH, but if I must I'll take a PINEAPPLE over a LEMON!
I THOUGHT I saw Bill Clinton today, but no, THIS guy had his pants ON!
Hillary shops at the trendy Shredder's Village and Subpoena City.
"If we only had a President." -- Anon House Democrat
CLINTOON: If it won't increase taxes..I'LL VETO IT !!!
It takes a government to raze a village -- remember Waco!
"Resign, be fired or sign this suicide note." - Hillary
Of course Pigs can fly! Hillary is in Hog Heaven on Air Force One!
Dan Quayle: America's first Vice-Presidential Inventive Speller!
You thought Clinton was bad BEFORE? Wait until he isn't campaigning!
FACT: 57% of the American population is "Clintonly Depressed"!
I wish I was a doggie and Bill and Hillary were trees !!
56% Voted against Bubba, 50% didn't vote, 24% voted Stupid.
Hillary: 48 and still Jailbait !! Right Vince ????
Bungee Condoms: when all other cover-ups fail! (Clinton's favorite)
Arkansas State Troopers...To Procure & Serve
"Bill Clinton is just George Bush with big hair."
Bill shouldn't visit the Wall -- he should be ON it!
Clinton has replaced the military salute with a wink.
Clinton: Lies to reporters and then believes the media.
Has it only been three years with this idiot?
He's got Billy Clinton Lies....
Clinton spells it "NRA"...Hitler spelled it "JEW"...
Bill Clinton: Moving to limit personal freedom!
Algore's been playing in the pharmacy section again.
Al Gore hugs trees.
Al Gore is really a tree in disquise.
Al Gore's family tree doesn't fork.
The Army's got some new recruits./They wear high-heeled Army boots.
Free Speech? What's THAT? - Dem. Senator Jim Exon (Nebraska)
Arkansas: Chicken capital of the world
Al Gore - Fired from McDonald's for short attention-span.
Clinton is to this country, is what fire was to the Hindenburg !
I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks.
If you're witch hunting, remember I spell mine with a "B". - Hillary
Media & Reagan/Bush: witch hunt. Media & Clinton: tea party.
Missing - man claiming to be a politician escaped Arkansas funny farm!
Mr Clinton, are those Bugle Boy jeans around your ankles?
Q. Name the President of the Dissociated States. A. I can't remember.
Our White House FAG: (Former Arkansas Governor)
Reality check: what Clinton's legal defense fund should be written on.
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to D.C.
This party is getting dirty, better pull my pants up and go home.-Bill
Treason - its not just an adventure, it's a presidential career.
Why did the Mississippi flood? Clinton took the dykes to Washington.
Stabbed 9 times, shot 3 times, typical Arkansas suicide.
Hillary R. Clinton -- the R is for Roadkill
Wanna confuse Clinton? Sew up the fly in his underwear!
I'd rather be flogging the peasants...Clinton.
keep in mind most of our...problem is with working Americans. -Clinton
"What's up is down; what's down is up." -- Al Gore ... HUH?!?!
May his days be few; may another take his office. Psalm 109:8
I don't want to be Roadkill on the Clinton Highway to Hell!
Clinton's only experience in Foreign Affairs was two girls from Haiti.
We have to get rid of Clinton and his Loon Platoon..whatever it takes!
Terminator 3: Liquid Metal Hillary Clinton goes after the kid....
Difference between Hillary and liquid helium? About 1 degree C.
Newt didn't tell his Mom anything everyone didn't already know...
Clinton is proof that liberals will vote for anybody.
When in doubt, Bubba Clinton whips it out...anyway !!!
One LYING lawyer plus one LESBIAN lawyer equals Chelsea Clinton.
BLOOD SPORT: Hillary throwing pots and pans at Bill when she has PMS.
Bill Clinton: Too big for his britches, yet too small for his inseam.
Bill Clinton's mouth: Big Macs in, Whoppers out.......
No, Bill, the red button is NOT for ordering extra jalepenos!
Clinton knows the price of a gallon of milk - and the milkmaid.
"Clinton is an unusually good liar. Unusually good." Sen. Bob Kerrey.
Send in the clowns.. Why, Mr. President, what are you doing here?
Vote for Dole, his wife won't fire you.
Honk if you want an adult in the White House.
Clinton at a costume ball: a potato over his groin,went as a DICTATOR!
Cats vs. Bill Clinton...they both have fuzzy tales.
Sysops, this is your new Moderator, Bill Clinton, NO CARRIER
Know how to break a Clinton supporter's finger? Punch him in the nose.
Clinton making a decision: "Waffle Waffle...Honey what do I believe??
We won't just be ousting BILL,there's Hitlary and Reno and Rubin and..
The 1996 election: Vote against the Fugitive, pick the One-armed Man.
I can't worry about every under capitalized business. -Hillary Clinton
wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.