____<<<FEDS>>>
@FN@!  Did you order a pizza from the BATF?  It's here!
1836: Remember The Alamo!  1993: Remember Waco!
(4:00am) KNOCK! KNOCK!  Who's there?  "BATF, NOBODY MOVE!"
4th Amendment search warrant - It's not a Discover Card!
A Proctologist is a brain surgeon for federal agents.
Abolish the ATF...Save a life near you!
Address all flames to dkoresh@waco.org
AFART:  Association of Federal A$$holes and Racist Thugs.
All real Americans are on file with the FBI.
Alright, confiscate that cow. It manufactures fertilizer bombs. - BATF
Amazing fact: The Federal Gov't is exempt from most laws they pass.
And the BATF went in to "protect the children".
Another Koresh Crime: Adding to Global Warning!
April 19th - Unofficial Federal Holiday for ATF/FBI agents.
ATF Agent burned trying to steam open PGP message, details at 11!
ATF, experts on fire: FIREwater, FIREsticks, FIREarms and FIREsetting.
ATF! - OPEN UP!  I think we have a warrant!
ATF Lesson #1: Dead defendants are the easiest to convict.
ATF Lesson #2: Never let good judgement ruin a good raid.
ATF Lesson #3: Undercover agents are to be ignored.
ATF Lesson #4: Surving warrants peacefully makes bad TV.
ATF Lesson #5: "Dynamic Entry" makes good TV.
ATF Lesson #6: Always "forget" to hit the record button.
ATF Lesson #7: When firing from above, shoot into windows.
ATF Lesson #8: Lie to obtain funding and equipment.
ATF Lesson #9: Don't worry, you can't ever be fired.
ATF motto: "Let God sort out the innocent!"
ATF: Heck,we didn't know gunfire from helicopters would kill people!
ATF Raids!  Coming soon to churches near you!
And the BATF went in to "protect the children."
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!...or warrants!! - BATF
BANG! BANG! "BATF, open up or we bulldoze after the fire!"
BATF Agent stages: From INFANT to INFANTRY to INFANTICIDE!!
BATF: Bad Attitude Towards Freedom
BATF = Basically, Another Truckload of Fascists.
BATF: Bastards Authorized to Take Freedoms
BATF - Believe us, Accept us, Trust us, Fooled ya!
BATF: Believe us, Accept us, Trust us, F--K YOU!
BATF: Boy, those guys really burn me up!
BATF:  Brutalizing America Through Force.
BATF: (B)ullsh*t (A)uthors of (T)otal (F)abrication
BATF: Burn All Toddlers and Females
BATF = Bullets Abort The Fetus
BATF: Bureaucrats Are Terrified of Firearms
BATF: Bureau of Assassins, Terrorists and Fire starters
BATF: the Bureau of Assholes, Twits, and Fascists.
BATF Cafeteria Menu: Baby Back Ribs, fresh from the babies.
BATF - "Constitution, we don't need no steenking Constitution!"
BATF:  Gestapo wannabees!
BATF- Government sponsored gang activity.
BATF - Kind of like an armed Postal Service...with an ATTITUDE!
BATF Jack Boots - with the unique kitten-shaped tread.
BATF Motto: One down, nine Amendments to go!
BATF: Pyromaniacs with badges.
BATF - The Beavis and Butthead Bureau..."FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"
BATF: the Bureau of Assholes, Twits, and Fascists.
BATF: The Crips and Bloods with close air support.
BATS: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Salestaxes
Be a loyal Federal Citizen. Turn in a friend.
Black face mask, submachine gun, silencer...It's the BATF!!!
Blam!Blam!Blam!Blam!Blam!Blam!  Click... Click... um... "Stop, ATF!"
Borg Assimilates the BATF!  Borg Collective IQ Plummets.  Film at 11.
Bureau of Alcohol, Religion and Fertilizer (BARF)
[B]ureau of [A]lcohol [S]peech [T]obacco [A]ssault [R]ifles & [D]rugs
But do you trust the *government* with semi-automatic assault rifles?
But if we LEGALIZE it, we can't take your HOUSE!  
CIA files reveal: Kennedy shot himself.
CIA mandatory privacy notice: your shower head is a hidden camera.
CIA Motto: In God we trust, all others we polygraph.
CIA: Mercenary soldiers means unilaterally controlled Latino Assets.
CIA - Cocaine Import Agency.
Click!  Squeeee...WE'LL NEVER TAKE YOU ALIVE...eeze... - Feds
DOJ Fact: Only 7% of armed criminals get arms from licensed stores.
Cult (n): A Religion with no Political Power. (See Waco)
CULT - (n.) - The church up the street from yours.
Difference between the government and Boy Scouts?  Supervision.
Does your religion have the approval of the BATF?
Don't shoot til you see the tape on their badges!
FART: Firearms, Alcohol, Religion and Tobacco (formerly ATF)
Feds dress like Ninjas?  Why not?  Ninjas are paid assassins.
FBI Agent burned trying to steam open PGP message, details at 11!
FBI Agent Lon Horiuchi:  Will Murder Women for Food
FBI computer: Evidence not found, should I fake it? (Y/n)
F.B.I. = Federally Barbequed Infants
FBI Lesson #1: Elevate rumour, downplay fact.
FBI Lesson #2: Make deal, break deal, cover tracks.
FBI Lesson #3: "extensive research" = 2 anadotal reports.
FBI Lesson #4: Misrepresent Misunderstandings.
FBI Lesson #5: Tanks thru the doors is not "an assault."
FBI Lesson #6: 400+ ferret rounds are NOT enough CS gas.
FBI Lesson #7: Gas the children to save the children.
FBI Lesson #8: Flatten the building to save the children.
FBI Lesson #9: "My tank didn't run over any phone lines!"
FBI Snipers shoot at babies at diapers!
Federally Mandated Deaths of Children: Waco, Ruby Ridge...now airbags.
For a good time, report your local gun-banner to the ATF.
Give up your guns when the Secret Service gives up theirs.
"Give us your guns or we'll burn your house down!" - FBI
Good Lord!  It's a cookbook! - (FBI manual)
Government: We have all the guns, you don't, so we don't have to talk!
Gov't: Give us your money, property & guns so we can take care of you!
Guns don't kill people, BATF agents do.
Guns don't kill people, disgruntled BATF agents kill people.
Guns don't kill people, FBI agents do.
He who dies with the most toys is a victim of ATF.                  
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!" - kgBATF
Hmmm... I don't remember leaving any tanks on the lawn...
Hostage crisis. Reno sends in B-52's. No film at 11.
If citizens aren't allowed to own assault weapons, why should LEOS?
If at first you don't succeed, kill witnesses and burn site. (BATF)
If only the BATF knew what I was do÷2ØO±:´¬ÖbËø NO CARRIER
If they could do this to us they could do this to anybody. -ATF victim
If you are not free to leave, you are under arrest.
If you saw a burning ATF agent laying in a ditch, what would you do?
I'll huff, and I'll puff, and ... Nahhhh, I'll just call the BATF!
I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Got any gasoline?
Is YOUR church BATF approved?
It's 10 PM...Do you know where your BATF agents are ?
It's 4am...do you know where your kids are?    We do! - BATF
IT'S A BABY! QUICK! SHOOT!  -  BATF
Just because they have uniforms doesn't mean they're sane.
Justice!  Not merely a way of life, but a Department!
KNOCK KNOCK!! "BATF, open up or we'll kill your children!"
Know thyself.  If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Koresh wasn't Christ, but the government isn't GOD, either!
Legalize free-enterprise murder. Why should only the government do it?
Let's get the FEDs with the R.I.C.O. Act!
Let God sort out the ATF!!
Liberal idea #7: Breaking laws to support dictators is okay.
"Light questioning, that's less than 10 stitches" - BATF
Line noise porvided by the BATF's tap on @n@...
Lt. Frank Drebin was in charge of Waco operations.
My guns have killed fewer people than the FBI!
Nothing is as dangerous as a mystic Association.
obviously some unnamed agency's sick sense of humor...
Oh, Agent Dork, when I said "Search me" I didn't mean it literally!
Oh Great! A graduate Of The B.A.T.F. School of Firefighting.
Oh, so you mean TV violence makes you act like BATF agents?
Only a fool follows orders without knowing why!!
Oops, gotta go!  BATF tanks are ramming the house again, dammit!
Pilgrims and Davidians: Armed, separatist religious cults.
Poison Gas: Instrument of Death - Dachow, Auschwitz, Waco...
REAL men have better things to do than to join the BATF.
"Remember the Alamo"........"Remember Idaho"........Remember Waco!"
Remember, put the crosshair on the T, between the A and F.
RICO means never having to read your Miranda rights.
Round Up the Good ol Boys at the ATF and Disband Them!
Ruby Ridge Rule #1: If it barks at you, shoot it!
Ruby Ridge rule #6: It's okay to kill those at society's fringe.
Ruby Ridge rule #5: If they won't shoot at us, shoot back anyway!
Santa Anna raided the Alamo: Santa Clintonanna raided Waco!
"Say hello to the CIA, dear..." 
Send the BATF to Bosnia.
Since Waco I lost my taste for toasted marshmallows...
Smile - you may meet a person who will play with your life.
So WHY in HELL does the FBI have an office in MOSCOW?
Sometimes the Government has to kill kids in order to save them.
Striptease: BATF watching citizens strip down their M-16s.
TERRORIST: (n) one who governs by violent methods which arouse fear.
The Company loves misery.
The Davidian's Door is stored beside JFK's brain.
The FBI belongs in Prague like the ATF belonged at Waco!
The FBI can have my guns when I get their _matches_!
The "Freedom Bowl" - U.S. Patriots vs. Federal Kevlar Cowboys
The government has added this message to my dossier.
The new 1996 BATF law enforcement cruiser is the M1-A1 Abrams
The only kind of seizures we want from the Feds are epileptic ones.
The only "terrorists" in this country are the ones with badges!
The Second's about HUNTING?  What, BATF agents?
The US is not a free country.  Ask the IRS or the BATF.
There's always room at the top...after the investigation.
These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see!
"This is America.  This isn't a police state." - Juror, Waco
Thugs with guns are bad, but thugs with guns and *BADGES*...Uh oh!
Treasury Lesson #1: Time dims memory.
Treasury Lesson #2: Differing stories makes Brady evidence
Treasury Lesson #3: Brady evidence exposes lies.
Treasury Lesson #4: Exculpatory evidence is bad.
Treasury Lesson #5: Draw conclusion 1st,find evidence 2nd
Treasury Lesson #6: It's only a lie if you get caught.
Treasury Lesson #7: "... it worked in Seattle..."
Trust me, I'm with the government!  Yeah?  Whose?
Typical Government - $500,000,000 for a plane you can't see.
Waco: America's FIRST Tieniman Square.  Where's the NEXT one?
Waco: how do you like your religion? Original Recipe and Extra Crispy?
Waco lesson #1: Kill them before they burn you alive.
Waco lesson #4: Declare them a cult, then kill without mercy.
Waco, Texas - the Tienamin Square of America
WACO - The BATF's reply to Patrick Henry.
WACO: The FBI Forbade Them Surrender...Then Massacred Children & All.
Waco was just another Indian village.
WACO: Washington-Approved Cook-Out
"We already *know* who your friends and family are." - AT&T and ATF
We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're the Feds.
We don't need no stinkin' badges - IRS
We have you surrounded, don't make us play acid rock!!
Welcome to the ATF, here's your ski mask.
We must live UNITED lest we die IGNITED!
WE'RE FED-UP!!!  And We're Not Gonna Take it Anymore!!! 
Whad'ya mean, I need a license to do that??!
What do I do for a living?  Oh, mostly just stay away from the ATF!
What if we ALL dressed like the ATF???
What is a cult?  Not enough people to make a minority.
Will a search warrant be YOUR death warrant?
Will the Feds put taggants into their own gunpowder ?????
Would YOU trust a cop in a ski mask?
You want my gun, BATF?  Here it is. Ammo first. Catch this bullet!

____** NAZIS ** 
99 Jackboots, 70 Patriots...Bang! Bang!  41 Jackboots, 68 Patriots...
A police state is great, so long as you're the police.
A well-trained little Nazi can ruin your whole day.
Any government that spies on its honest citizens can NOT be trusted.
"Dear God,  They have Weapons!" - SS trooper, Warsaw, 1942
Don't blame me, I was just following orders! - SS troopers, or ATF
GESTAPO: Government Enforcement Streamlined To Assist Police Officials
Gun owners: the men in brown shirts will help you into the ovens.
Hand me my jackboots.  I'm going looking for kittens.
He is crazy...if he comes back shoot him on sight. - Hilter on Hess
"Here..get on this train. We're gonna give you a shower." - ATF
I don't like police states.  Can I join a fire station state?
I did it for the money. - Alfred Krupp, industrialist under Hitler
I have been too lenient. - Adolf Hitler
I promise every German girl a husband. - Adolf Hitler
I was only following orders. - Adolph Eichmann
I wear a Nazi uniform to show I'm anti-Nazi. - Brian Jones
If the Jack-boot fits.......wear it!!!
Jackbootedemperatorthug-aphobics United for Govornment Shrinking
Keystone Kops + Gestapo = BATF
Mankind is tired of liberty. - Benito Mussolini
Quoting Lutheran writings didn't mean Hitler was a Christian.
Remember -- "Nazi" is short for "NATIONAL SOCIALIST".
Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies. - Hitler
The first country Hitler conquered ... was Germany with gun control.
Trust is good, but control is better. - founder of the KGB
Watch out.  The brownshirts are in the government.
Well, they ARE Jack-Booted Thugs, Dammit!!
"When only Cops and the Military have guns...IT'S A POLICE STATE!"
Without doubt, man is the most dangerous microbe imaginable. - Hitler

____<<<RENO>>>
Attorney General Reno didn't know what SWAT stands for.
Can Janet Reno's FBI budget be considered "matching" funds.
Did you hear what Janet Reno said to Lorena Bobbitt?   "Attagirl!"
Does Janet Reno care if children smoke?
Gimme $50 or I'll tell Janet Reno you're a cult member.
"Gun registration is not enough." -Att'y Gen. Janet Reno, AP 12/10/93
Has anyone seen Janet Reno lately?... Have you looked under my tires?
Hey Janet Reno, Branch Dividians are in the White House!
I am Janet Reno of Borg.  You will be incinerated.
I support capital punishment.  Let's start with Janet Reno!
If birth control doesn't work, there's always the Janet Reno foldout!
If I am a gun-nut, does that make Janet Reno a "TANK-NUT?!"
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. - D. Koresh
"I take full responsibility" means "Don't blame me." J. Reno
"I take full responsibility for Waco. Who can we torch next?" -  Reno
Is Janet Reno really the best man for the job?
Janet! I'm running with scissors! Better kill me before I lose an eye!
Janet Reno can kiss my SKS and suck my GLOCK!
Janet Reno: Chief meter maid of Clinton's D.C. Loon Platoon.
Janet Reno doesn't have enough qualifications to be a meter maid.
Janet Reno Hair Removal System: Burns 'em out down to the roots!
Janet Reno has been inducted into BATF's HALL OF FLAME.
Janet Reno: Himmler in a skirt, except Himmler had better legs.
Janet Reno is Adolf Hitler in DRAG.
Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"
Janet Reno is a SCUD, all the PATRIOTS are out to get her.
Janet Reno - safe from advances if she cooked naked in a lumber camp.
Janet Reno: The Shakiest gun in the East!
Janet Reno, why are armed Christians worse than armed robbers?
Janet Reno-Williams -- "The Destroyer"
Janet Reno would be perfect to put in prison and cure sex offenders.
Kill 'em all, let Reno sort 'em out!" - Bill Clinton
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest Janet Reno's crotch!
Mommy, if Janet Reno can start fires, why can't I?
Nice tank, Janet!  Is there a raid on civilians tonight?
REAL men don't join the BATF...unless they're named Janet Reno.
Reno, NV renamed to Dogpoop, NV for better reputation.
RENO & POTTS, sitting in a tree, G A S S I N G.
Reno's not 2-faced, if so, why would she wear the ugly one every day?
"Shake & Bake", Janet Reno's recipe a la Waco.
SHAKES the CLOWN II - Janet Reno is Shakes & Chuck Schumer is a Clown.
So what's Hertz charging for "good rental tanks" Janet?
The Terror(ist) Bill - Janet Reno's 007 License
Waco:  proof that Janet Reno approves of children smoking....
We were worried about the children." - Janet Reno
When guns are outlawed, Janet Reno will still have tanks!
You're a cultist if you believe in the Second Coming of Christ. -Reno
You're a cultist if you have a strong belief in the Bible. -Janet Reno
You're a cultist if you have a strong belief in the 2nd Amendment.Reno
You're a cultist if you distrust Big Government. -Janet Reno
You're a cultist if you donate often to a Christian cause.-Janet Reno

____<<<ORGANIZATION's, NRA, HCI...>>>
All hope abandon, ye who enter here with HCI thoughts.
Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!
Gun Owners of America: the NO COMPROMISE 2nd Amendment lobby!
For every person that speaks up, there are 1000 that don't.  We COUNT!
HCI doesn't need accurate numbers - just a "gosh" number.
HCI - (H)elp for the (C)riminally (I)nclined
HCI stands for Help Crime Increase!
HCI's new slogan:  The average American is CRAZY!
Handgun Control Incorporated: The Pro-Rapist Lobby
Handgun Control Incorporated: The Pro-Criminal Lobby
Handgun Control Incorporated wants to control your guns AND you!
Hello CitiBank? You support gun control? My cut up card is in the mail.
I'm the NRA and I vote, campaign and post on BBS nets.
If gun control's so good, why do its advocates lie?
If you own a gun, you should belong to the NRA.
If YOU plan a car-jacking, do you pick a car with an NRA emblem on it?
If you plan to rob someone, would YOU pick a car with an NRA sticker?
I'm the NRA, militia, a voter, and pi$$ed off!
I'm with the NRA, and if I can't vote twice, I'll shoot you.
I'm the NRA, and I don't JUST vote...
Join the NRA or GOA or SAF or CCRKBA or..? Join and make a difference!
Kids 0-13 yrs are 3 times more likely to be beaten to death than shot.
Liberty is NOT the highest value. - Mike Beard, CPHV
My computer is even faster then Paul Revere's horse.
Never say "I'm game" at an NRA meeting!
Now is the time for YOU to join the NRA. 1-800-352-4NRA
NRA Headquarters: Check jackboots at door before entering.
NRA INSTRUCTORS: Teaching gun control the RIGHT way...
NRA Life Member JFK was shot by ACLU member L. H. Oswald.
Notice to HCI: No gun *EVER* pulled its own trigger!!!
"Our goal is to not allow anybody to buy a handgun." - M. Beard, CPGV
Paul Revere'd the Right to Bear Arms.  How about you?
Paul Revere Net - But now it's not the British we have to worry about.
Paul Revere Net - Because the Gun-grabbers are coming!
President of the National Water Gun Association: Wayne La Perrier.
PRNet: Lurker-friendly! Questions? We got answers! Or we'll get 'em!
radicalrightwinghatemongeringconspiracybelievingmilitiaterroristgunnut
The average gun-owner is crazy. - Handgun Control Incorporated
The New NRA...A Granny with a GUN soon puts Liberals on the run!!
The NRA stands for CRIME PREVENTION and FIREARMS SAFETY!  JOIN US.
To Burglar:  STOP!!! Please read this HCI brochure while I call 911!
We Speaketh, And Ye Shall LISTEN! - NRA
Who has mail bombed more Americans? NRA members or Harvard Grads?-Rush
Who's the patron saint of gun owners?
You can't spell "HypoCrIte" without HCI!!!

____<<<PERSONALITIES>>>
A Buzzard: "I had a nightmare I was Charles Schumer in another life!"
A Buzzard: Ugh! I had a nightmare I was Sarah Brady in another life!
A peeping Tom reached in and pulled down Sarah Brady's window shade.
All I want is your "assault" weapons, said Schumer disarmingly.
April 19 has become a holiday to some paranoid extremists... - Schumer
Assault weapons??  What about the ASSAULT MOUTHS on Politicians?!
about as subtle as Sarah Brady asking to "see" your gun collection...
Bill and Al's Bogus Adventure: Gun Control!
Bill Clinton's favorite vegetable: James Brady
Bill Clinton would ban a quadraplegic from bearing arms.
Bottom line: Sarah Brady and HCI wants ALL firearms banned.
Bradymail: 5 day waiting period before you get your email.
"But I don't WANT to defend myself . . . " - Brady law supporter.
Charles Schumer: A DNA sequencing error between a dinosaur and a Slug.
Charles Schumer dreamed he died...and the heat woke him up.
Charles Schumer is an example of why some animals eat their young.
Charles Schumer is the wreckage from an accident his parents had!
Charles Schumer's little black book contains only names ending in 'MD'
Charles Schumer for N.Y. Governor! Get him out of our House!
Charles Schumer still alive?  Proof that gun owners aren't violent.
Charles Schumer's mother had morning sickness AFTER he was born.
Charles Schumer's oily comb should be declared an EPA hazard!
Charles Schumer's soul is an overflowing dung heap.
Charles Schumer: Too big for his britches...too small for his inseam.
Charles Schumer would cry over our wounds...to get salt in them.
Child's Play 5--with Chuckie Schumer as the evil doll after your guns!
Clinton at a war memorial? Like Chuck Schumer giving shooting lessons.
Clinton is a real big gun...of small caliber and immense bore.
Clinton, is good at grabbing women, and guns...nothing else.
Clinton *is* helping the economy: Gun and ammo sales are UP!
Elmer Fudd was a better shotgunner than Bill Clinton.
Every time they mention Charles Schumer, I buy more guns.
Guns don't kill, Ted Kennedy's car does!
"Hell,I don't want Clinton and Schumer here either" - Satan
Hello Mr. Clinton, I'm your surgeon, and I'm an NRA member...
He's just a girly man gun banner...
Hey Sarah!  I'm the Gun Lobby!!! 
Hey Sarah Brady!  Kiss my SKS!!
Hitler thought private gun ownership was a problem too.
I am amazed Charles Schumer's knuckles don't bleed when he walks.
I bet Schumer's mother was the 1st woman to wear black after a birth.
I hope they name something new after Charles Schumer: a disease!
I wouldn't pee in Chuck Schumer's ear if his brain was on fire...
I wouldn't spit in Schumer's mouth if his guts were on fire.
I wouldn't warm up to Charles Schumer if we were cremated together.
I wouldn't warm up to Sarah Brady if we were cremated together.
I'd say somebody has a hole in his head.  And not just Jim Brady.
If bull$hit was music, Charles Schumer would be a brass band!
If Charles Schumer only said what he THOUGHT, he'd be speechless.
If Schumer dies and is given an enema..they can bury him in a shoebox.
If Thomas Jefferson were alive today, he'd puke on Sarah Brady!!
If Vince Foster had had a gun, he would still be alive!
If you lived with Sarah Brady you'd look like that too...
I'll give up my guns when the Pope's wife takes the pill!!
Jim Brady relied on the Government for his safety.
Maybe Schumer CAN make a widow and orphans happy...his own!
My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car!!
NEWS FLASH! Sarah Brady decapitated in dungbeetle attack!
"Nobody needs a gun like that!" he said, surrounded by body guards.
One Gun, One Bullet, One Foot...Schumer with a gun...
Posted by Citizens Committee to Horsewhip Charles Schumer
Proof that gunowners aren't violent...Charles Schumer is still alive.
Sarah Brady...because sometimes Ipecac isn't enough.
Sarah Brady got the 100,000 number from the hole in Jim Brady's head.
Sarah Brady has Early American features...she looks like a buffalo.
Sarah Brady in see-through cammies...fool-proof birth control!
Sarah Brady is as useless as windshield wipers on a duck's a$$.
Sarah Brady is Predator 3 - she attacks if you have a gun.
Sarah Brady is to guns as Tipper Gore is to rock music.
Sarah Brady:  The woman of Hitler's dreams.
Sarah Brady! Up Saturn! Up Jupiter! Up Uranus!
Sarah Brady's father had sex with a plant and raised a blooming idiot!
Sarah Brady walked into a bar one night...seven guys took the pledge.
Sarah Brady walks into a room and the MICE jump up on chairs.
Sarah Brady would ban the sale of arms to Venus de Milo!
Sarah MUST be an only child.  NOBODY's so horny to risk having two!
Schumer Name-game! Chuck, Chuck, Bo Buck, Banana Fana, Fo F-...whoops!
SCHUMER: Satan's Charles Has Undermined My Earthly Rights
Schumer Syndrome: Unatural fear of armed law-abiding citizens.
Schumer was such a sleazy child his bath toys were a toaster & radio.
Schumer's not a vulture...more like something a vulture would eat.
Schumer's surgeon must be great!  The lobotomy scars hardly show...
Send Sarah Brady for a ride with Ted Kennedy.
Schumer knifes you in the back...then gets you for a concealed weapon.
"Schumer leads a rich fantasy life!" - Rep. Newt Gingrich
Someone turn the key off...Sarah Brady's mouth is still running.
SPSSS - Society to Promote Schumer as Synonym for $h|thead!
The Brady Bill is about a useful as windshield wipers on a duck's a$$
The Doctors should have thrown Schumer out and kept the afterbirth.
"Veni, vidi, vomiti!" Thomas Jefferson on the Brady Bill.
"We can make safer guns: safer bullets" - J. Elders.
"We're going to beat guns into submission!" - UpChuck Schumer
Welcome to hell, meet Sarah Brady...your case worker.
What the Army should do with outmoded weapons is to destroy them.SIMON
Wheelchair for sale. Call 1-202-898-0792, ask for Sarah.
When Schumer was born the doctor slapped his mother.
                  ******
I once had a lifetime membership in the NRA. - Bill Clinton
I think it's been revoked now because I stood up for the Brady Bill.

We're making it more costly, more expensive for people to purchase firearms.
Assistant Secretary Of Treasury Ron Noble

Mr. President, I continue to be amazed at just how far the NRA and their
supporters are willing to go to let wife beaters and child abusers get guns.
Senator Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ)

"Mark my words, my colleagues, we will not go down quietly. We will fight
this vote by vote. We will fight it Member by Member.
We will fight the rule,fight the bill,fight the gun lobby,& we will win.
Representative Charles Schumer (D-NY)

It's not going to kill anybody to wait a couple of days to get a handgun
while we do a background check on somebody that wants to
buy a gun."  Bill Clinton