______* RUSH *___ @FN@ Snerdley - Official Call Screener for the Limbaugh Echo. @N@ - another "tolerant" liberal intolerant of Limbaugh. @N@ - clueless when it comes to Limbaugh. @N@ is actually a HUGE Rush Limbaugh fan. @N@ probably hasn't listened to Rush's shows. A man, a legend, a way of life. - Rush Limbaugh "A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission." - Rush Limbaugh A tagline at this point is not even needed, just Mega Dittos... All women think they are fat! - Rush America was founded as a Judeo-Christian country. - Rush Limbaugh "An enema for a constipated society." - Limbaugh And please God, bless my Mommy, Daddy and Rush Limbaugh. At least Rush Limbaugh admits that he's show business. Annoy the liberals - listen to Rush! Assume Room Temperature; Die: Limbaugh Lexicon Banning prayer in school in effect made God unconstitutional. - Rush Better a Dittohead than a dip$hit any day! Call Rush Limbaugh at 1-800-282-2882 from noon `til 3 p.m. (Eastern). Capitalism is good for people and for other living things. - Rush certain differences exist between men and women in nature... - Rush L. Charles Barkley -- Official NBA Superstar of the E.I.B. Network. Conservative, n: Someone who was saying it even before Rush Limbaugh. CURmudgeon? Why no, I'm a PUREBREDmudgeon! "Cry Havoc and loose the dogs of ditto"- P.J. O'Rourke Could the Borg Collective survive assimilating Rush Limbaugh? Nahhh! Conservative, n: Someone who was saying it even before Rush Limbaugh. Decisions...listen to Rush or read my Rush e-mail? "Dependency is not born it is created." - Rush Limbaugh D I T T O ! ... Gee, Rushian is easy! Don't blame Rush Limbaugh...I was always like this! Don't blame Rush Limbaugh. His opinions are 99% the same as mine. Don't fret...we STILL have Rush Limbaugh. "Duck Hunter Extrordinaire! Rush Limbaugh!" - Rush EIB: The inoculation against collectivist liberalism. ESTEBANDITTO: a little guy named Steve who agrees with Rush Limbaugh. "Every day we're standing in a time capsule." - Limbaugh "Every day in America is better than the day before." - Rush Limbaugh "Evidence refutes liberalism every time." - Rush Limbaugh Feminazi arrows have but one target: Rush Limbaugh "Flash: Rush Limbaugh Actually Loves Animals!" Marta has a cat. Forrest Limbaugh: With Chocolate on loan from God! "Fortune is random. Faith shoots from the hip." - Limbaugh Get 'em Rush!! Sic 'em!! Go on boy, rip 'em up!!! Graduate of the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies. "Greetings conversationalists across the fruited plains!" - Limbaugh Guest hosting for Rush Limbaugh tonight is @N@. "Have you been sitting under a coconut tree?" - Rush Limbaugh Have you listened to Rush Limbaugh today? Hear Rush Limbaugh worldwide on short-wave station WRNO 15.420 MHz. "History is *what* happened." - Rush Limbaugh Honk if you listen to Rush Limbaugh! How about a little `understanding' and `sympathy' for them?[cops]-RUSH How can women have special needs when they aren't different from men? "How far can they stretch the Spandex curtain?" - Rush Limbaugh "I am proud I have never owned a pair of blue jeans." - Rush Limbaugh I believe in the individual, in less government... - Rush Limbaugh I don't agree with Rush....Rush agrees with ME! "I don't need equal time, I am equal time." - Rush Limbaugh I have been blessed to have lived in the time of Reagan and Limbaugh. I like to demonstrate the absurd by being absurd. - Rush Limbaugh "I'm just a harmless little fuzzball." - Rush Limbaugh I can't do as much damage as President as I can do as host. - Limbaugh If I eat my pizza THIS way, it MUST be right! - Rush Limbaugh Intolerant liberals wish to silence Rush Limbaugh. It isn't MY fault they can't aim and fire. - Rush, after duck hunting It's always the pioneers that get arrows shot at them. - Rush Limbaugh It's almost as if being a criminal is just an alternative lifestyle.RL Just because I'm a fan doesn't mean I'm a Rush Limbaugh robot!! Laws are the tools we use to build an orderly society. - Rush Limbaugh LENS DDT - to rid your environment of Liberals! Let's see you prove these allegations about Rush Limbaugh, @FN@! Liberal Torture: Having Rush Limbaugh agree with a liberal. Liberalism is futile. We are EIB. You will be assimilated. Liberals *still* lamely try and fail to discredit Rush Limbaugh. LIMBAUGH.EXE loaded into TSR mode. Ready to protect against LIBERAL.* Limbaugh Institute FOR Advanced Conservative Studies. Limbaugh Loses Show: Takes over as President! Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides. Mega dittos from the lone Star State . . . Millions have reported testing positive for EIB. - Rush Limbaugh My politics are just to the right of Rush Limbaugh's. New Doll: The Dittohead Ken doll, tunes all radios to EIB... Nobody just gets what they want-you have to earn it.-Rush on Feminists One `Rush' and billions of Liberals. Fair fight? Nothing I satirize is immune from eventually being taken seriously.-RL our morality emanates from our Divine Creator... - Rush Limbaugh Prayer in school has nothing to do with the establishment of religion. Reach a new consciousness level. Listen daily to the MahaRushi. "Reason refutes Liberalism every time." - Rush Limbaugh Resistance is futile...We are E.I.B. assimilators!! "Respond. Vibrate. Feedback. Resonate." - Limbaugh Rushaphobia (n.) - an irrational distaste for informed opinions. Rush carries the torch of truth & sticks the flame under liberal butts. Rush is a harmless little fuzzball. So are tribbles. Rush is on 650 radio stations. No one else comes close. Rush is right. Bugs some of you, doesn't it? Rush Limbaugh - just like a tattoo...he gets under liberals' skin. Rush Limbaugh's 15 minutes of fame has been running for 6 years... Rush Limbaugh - 1993 inductee into the Radio Hall of Fame. Rush Limbaugh - can do it with half his brain tied behind his back. Rush Limbaugh: Commanding General of the Army of Truth. Rush Limbaugh: ending Liberalism one convert at a time. Rush Limbaugh: The Doctor of Democracy Rush Limbaugh - Honorary spokesperson for "Dykes on Bikes." Rush Limbaugh isn't just always right. He's always ->RIGHT->! Rush lays a wreath of condoms on the Tomb of the Unknown Liberal. Rush Limbaugh - Poster boy for free speech. Rush Limbaugh - Poster boy for the American way. Rush Limbaugh: protection against truth decay Rush Limbaugh - The epitome of morality and common sense. Rush Limbaugh - The most dangerous man in America! Rush Limbaugh: The Only Healthful Addiction in America! Rush Limbaugh: The only voice of sanity in America today! Rush Limbaugh: The Right Man for the job? Extremely! Rush Limbaugh: The voice of the no-longer silent majority. Rush Limbaugh: Why are liberals so afraid of the truth? Rush Limbaugh outwits liberals with half a lobe tied behind his back. Rush Limbaugh shoots his own ducks...Clinton uses the Secret Service. Rush Limbaugh - With talent on loan from God. Rush Limbaugh is not the problem - he is the answer. Rush Limbaugh's Hot Dog Stand sign: I roast weenies! Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant. Rush makes `New Democrats' accountable for what they say and do. Rush may be funny, but these liberals are a riot! Rush! One man with so many enemies has to be right! Rush speaks and liberals shake with humiliation and embarrassment. Rush's talent came from God. Your talent came from a pawnshop. Rush's talent came from God. Your talent came from a salvage yard. Rush taught conservatives how to have fun being right. RUSH: the William Tell of Truth-always on Target. "See, I told you so." - Rush Limbaugh. "So who's afraid of a little abstraction?" - Rush Limbaugh Sorry about my weird sense of humor - I'm from the Limbaugh echo. Take two hours of Rush Limbaugh and call me in the morning. Talent on loan from God...we are all on loan from God, you see. - Rush Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a crucifix. -RL Ted Nugent - Official rock and roller of the E.I.B. Network. Ted Nugent for President! The amount of crime we tolerate in this society is unbelievable. -Rush The best assault weapon of all: the Rush Limbaugh show! The Best of Rush? We get that every time he is on the air. "The larger the bra size the smaller the IQ." - LIMBAUGH, 5/13/94 The politics of cultural pride are actually the politics of alienation The Rush Show: New slim applicator! Same full Super-plus Truth! "The safety net has turned into a hammock." - Rush Limbaugh There is no one like him around right now. - Rush on Ronald Reagan turntables made before 1983 don't have the disgronificator... - Rush L It [war] isn't about career opportunities. - Rush on women in military "We have never taxed ourselves into prosperity." - Rush Limbaugh We make so much sense around here it's frightening! We're looking for a few good drive-bys...to nuke the dog doo out of!! Welcome to the era of Limbaugh in the decade of fraud. "Where is the National Nipple?" - Limbaugh Whining is an addiction for Liberals--worldwide... - Rush Limbaugh yet we can't teach them the Ten Commandments. - Limbaugh on schools You don't like Rush Limbaugh's show? Then get your own talk show. "You live by the photo-op; you die by the photo-op." - Rush Limbaugh ___* TRUTH *___ 75% of all statistics are made up to win an argument! A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss. A white lie is an aversion of the truth. A white lie soon gets tanned from exposure. An oath has in it three component parts - truth, justice and judgment. An oath is indivisible, it cannot be in part true and in part false. As scarce as the truth is, the supply is much greater than the demand. Believe the man...not the oath. Believe those seeking the truth, doubt those who find it. Boy, the truth gets vicious when you corner it! Don't give them hell. Tell the truth, and they think it's hell. Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth. Flattery is kinder but truth gets results. Getting caught is the mother of invention. Help fight truth decay. Honesty is the best image. If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. If you feel threatened by the truth, you need more of it. In God we trust, all others must fill this bottle. Is truth not truth for all? I have seen the "truth" and it is a lie. Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth. Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Never assume conspiracy where stupidity will suffice. Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me..." One bag of money is stronger than two bags of truth. One lie or one peanut...One leads to another. "Purity is the feminine, truth the masculine, of honor." - Hare Saying nothing doesn't necessarily mean anything. Screw the EVIDENCE...it's Politically Correct! The ADL Lies about Gun Control,about Militias,and about Judaism.-JPFO "The greatest homage we can pay to truth is to use it." - EMERSON The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The TRUTH--next, on the Rush Limbaugh program! The Truth shall set you free! But first it shall piss you off.. The truth will make you free Ä but it comes in several costly lessons. There ain't much gets past a Rush fan. They failed because Utopia is impossible. - Rush on Socialists They make fun of people who believe in God. - Rush on Hollywood This is the United States of America, not the United Way. - Rush L. To deceive a diplomat speak the truth; he has no experience with it. "Trials are not about the truth"- Rush Limbaugh Truth, the first victim of the tyrant, books are second. * "Truth and news are not the same thing." - K. Graham, owner, Wash Post Truth is packaged by weight, not volume. Truth is very precious, so salesmen and politicians use it lightly. What you say can mean anything...but what you do means everything. When money speaks, truth keeps silent. When somebody needs a donation, handout, or loan, they come to the US. Words only mean what listeners allow them to mean. You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd. * * * 19? A million man march, and all you can come up with is 19?! Dr. Suess' Lesser Known Book in Ebonics: Horton Feels a Ho I know a bigamist who got that way using "Million Man Math". Now give a big Family Feud welcome to the Menendez Family! O.J.'s Alibi/Bobbitt's Penis...Neither one could stand up in court. Your neighbor may be a Unibomber if he ducks when you open the mailbox Your neighbor may be a Unibomber:you hear a big BOOM followed by OOPS! Benedict Arnold, Judas, or Connie Chung: who would you trust?