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0: not surreal.
1: That was surreal.
2: This is surreal!
3: This is surreal enough that I'm having trouble dealing with it.
4: If you'd told me yesterday that this was going to happen, I wouldn't have believed you.
5: This isn't possible.
6: This is not physically possible.
7: [classified]