And the multitudes shall be sent upon a quest, to a land so barren and forbidding that the knees of even the most stout-hearted of men shall quiver. Their destined path shall be so twisted and tortuous that it's architect could only be Satan himself. And at that moment even those who are the most steadfast in their faith are given to despair and hopelessness, there shall appear a light that shall serve as a beacon to guide them through this dark and treacherous place. This light shall be the shine of this most sacred relic; this treasure; this crowning jewel; this, the Paschal Hall Memorial Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, the Road Rally Trophy.

 

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