And the multitudes
shall be sent upon a quest, to a land so barren and forbidding
that the knees of even the most stout-hearted of men shall quiver.
Their destined path shall be so twisted and tortuous that it's
architect could only be Satan himself. And at that moment even
those who are the most steadfast in their faith are given to
despair and hopelessness, there shall appear a light that shall
serve as a beacon to guide them through this dark and treacherous
place. This light shall be the shine of this most sacred relic;
this treasure; this crowning jewel; this, the Paschal Hall Memorial
Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence,
the Road Rally Trophy.