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You turn back. Breathing a sigh of relief and thankful for your life, you hastily leave the area. seconds later your life is brought to a tragically abrupt halt by a U-Haul truck as you incautiously cross the street. The last thing you see before oblivion takes you is a bumper sticker that reads: HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-900-883-5825.