Van Alstyne Lore Archive
admit it. Among its many exports, like ritually burned pork products, Van
Alstyne's number one product is premier lore. Those of you who have seen
it develop, know this to be true. Others of you will come to herald the
stories appearing here as proof that I was fortunate to have friends more
entertaining and interesting than any artificial characters in mainstream
film. The upcoming stories will be true. I cannot make this stuff up. It's
a shame that no hollywood writers can't either.
: Many of
these stories make use profanity and other mildly immoral literary tools.
If you find such offensive, please engage in some self-censorship.
the first story has been posted. It's a horrifying tale, which will probably
spur a new flood of internet censorship legislation. Courage for those
who proceed on to "The Denny's Nightmare."
is another great second hand story. Of course, I've changed the names to
protect the guilty. Now, read about "The Great Moonpie
know how highly competitive kids can be. This is a story of a hide-and-seek
game stained with foul play. It left a player "so
mad he could shout."
out why Tom rarely says "Hit me again!"
to return to Jody's Homepage.