story was told to me by a dear, yet anonymous, friend. It's a charming
little tale about the mischieviousness of youth.
S.H. I was hungry one day after school my freshman year, and he responded
like a true friend. I followed S.H. to the snack vending machine in the
student center, where he proceeded to beat and shake the machine until
several racks of chips, candybars and moonpies fell down. After reaping
what we didn't sow, S.H. decided that moonpies sucked and threw the whole
rack (machine parts and all) in the trashcan. The next day we were surprised
to see T.S. with a handful of moonpies walking down the hall. I asked T.S.
why he had so many moonpies, knowing of our exploits the previous afternoon.
He responded by saying, "Hey.... I like moonpies!"
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