This is another tale e-mailed to me from a close, yet far away, friend. He is the "I" in the story, and he is very trustworthy.
Holy, fuck...I just remembered another J.S. shit story. One day, during
the seventh grade, we were playing hide-and-seek down at the creek by my
house. It was me and J.S. vs. P.N. and S.S. J.S. told me to wait before
we hid because he had to take a shit. S.S. and P.N. spotted us in mid-dump
and P.N. proclaimed that he would tag J.S. J.S., being a quick thinker,
finished out his dump and wiped his ass with a leaf as P.N. lumbered up
the hill. S.S. and I watched as the event transpired. We both knew the
escape genius of J.S. (neither of us had ever caught him during hide-and-seek).
After finishing up with the dump, J.S. proceeded to pick up his own shit
and throw it at P.N. (hitting him squarely in the chest). It left a dook
streak across his shirt and stopped P.N. in his tracks (J.S. took off into
the woods). S.S. and I both pissed in our pants from laughter (no kidding).
P.N. went home teary-eyed and called his mom. J.S. got grounded for a week.
This is no bullshit. I saw it happen.
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